The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Jumble]

Doing one of those daft questionnaires on FB and got this question...

8. You wake, locked to a wall. There's a person standing in front of you, you...

Bite your tounge.
Break your chain, and strangle them.
Scream at them.
Laugh.
Give up.
Yell for help.

Surely.............. doesn't it rather depend on who the person is?

[Jumble]

Laurie, thanks for that! You have no idea how much I needed a laugh this morning.
Glad you're better today and *hugs* for the broken chair.

I can tell you a way to get there faster.
*blinks*
That doesn't sound quite right but you get the idea.

Jello shots! Yummmy! Look what we have at our store (click here) that is perfect with jello shots, among other things. For those of you with dirty minds...sideways glance at Jann...remember one very important thing: ALCOHOL BURNS. A young woman and her boyfriend forgot that very important fact and she ended up in the emergency room. (BTW-that isn't our store)

Oh my............. how to get drunk on your 'travels'

Very nice Jumble! Where is that tut? I think I can improve on it too.

Quick! Post something else fast!

It's here, and I'm sure you can

[Luvnjoe]

Doing one of those daft questionnaires on FB and got this question...

8. You wake, locked to a wall. There's a person standing in front of you, you...

Bite your tounge.
Break your chin, and strangle them.
Scream at them.
Laugh.
Give up.
Yell for help.

Surely.............. doesn't it rather depend on who the person is?

I think I would laugh while I broke the chain and strangled them...

Wood morning, Woohoos.

[Jumble]

I think I would laugh while I broke the chain and strangled them...

Really?

Should I warn Joe that you're not into bondage then?

Wood morning, Woohoos.

Wood morning LJ, how are you today?

[wine_buyer]

Oh my............. how to get drunk on your 'travels'

It's here, and I'm sure you can

The alcohol content is 15% and you woodn't believe how good it tastes. We only have the chocolate, vanilla and caramel flavors because they make the most sense. People are big on topping their holiday coffee and hot chocolate with this stuff. Not to mention all of the holiday desserts.
Of course, the best way to have it is to simply tip your head back and press that nozzle. *blinks* Yeah.

Thanks for the link. Now if only I had time to play.

[Jumble]

Put it coffee??? What a waste



*looks around for Nad*

[Luvnjoe]

Really?

Should I warn Joe that you're not into bondage then?

Like he doesn't already know...

Wood morning LJ, how are you today?

Oh, not great, but c'est la vie. Not like there's a magic wand I can wave around to make it better. Just gotta' keep on keepin' on...

[Jumble]

Like he doesn't already know...

Let's hope he's been paying attention, because that's a serious mistake to make

Oh, not great, but c'est la vie. Not like there's a magic wand I can wave around to make it better. Just gotta' keep on keepin' on...

Aw I know. Been a bit like that around here the last few days, but I'm sure things will liven up once the WooHoos start gathering towards the week-end

*huggles LJ*

[wine_buyer]

Put it coffee??? What a waste



*looks around for Nad*

It depends on the coffee. Lets say you have a coffee that is already being helped along by some whiskey or brandy or kahlua or tia maria or...well, you get the idea.

*sigh* Magic wands wood be wonderful at times woodn't they?

[Jumble]

It depends on the coffee. Lets say you have a coffee that is already being helped along by some whiskey or brandy or kahlua or tia maria or...well, you get the idea.

*sigh* Magic wands wood be wonderful at times woodn't they?

[starlover]

Oops! Sorry I missed you.
I am ! (Does that look like I'm PO'd). My recliner chair just broke and now I have to buy a new one. Just what I need to do, spend more money. I swear, those money imps love coming after you at the wrong time. Well, I suppose there is nothing I can do about it now. It is 1 am here. But tomorrow I guess I'll have to go out and look for a new chair plus pay for it to be delivered and pay for the old one to be towed away.
Bah humbug!

*hugs*

Jello shots! Yummmy! Look what we have at our store (click here) that is perfect with jello shots, among other things. For those of you with dirty minds...sideways glance at Jann...remember one very important thing: ALCOHOL BURNS. A young woman and her boyfriend forgot that very important fact and she ended up in the emergency room. (BTW-that isn't our store)

*blinks* Cool!

But er...wasn't I the innocent one in here? So I only have pure thoughts

Put it coffee??? What a waste



*looks around for Nad*

Indeed! Bodies are so much better... but a LOT messier...ewww...

[Jumble]

*hugs*

*blinks* Cool!

But er...wasn't I the innocent one in here? So I only have pure thoughts

That's right - pure gutter

Indeed! Bodies are so much better... but a LOT messier...ewww...

Ah, but isn't that what showers were invented for?

[wine_buyer]

*hugs*

*blinks* Cool!

But er...wasn't I the innocent one in here? So I only have pure thoughts

Indeed! Bodies are so much better... but a LOT messier...ewww...

Pure thoughts eh?
*looks at your last statement*
...pure as the driven snow....
....but drifted.
Remember Jann, alcohol burns.

EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!! Doing paperwork and the stapler is evil! Pure evil!

Seriously, my stapler is giving me all sorts of problems. It has it in for me.

[m_wendy_r]

Thanks

That one is really easy, and yet very effective I think

Ah, we all have to go through our 'devilish' stages

True true...
I fail at quick posting. I had to go do uni work so I had to remain a bit devilish for a while ...


Bree, evil stapler *hugs*

*hugs LJ*

Jann, heh, yeah, pure thoughts and innocent.... heh...

By the way, how is driven snow pure? Surely driven snow is... mucky from the dirty car tires?

[Jumble]

True true...
I fail at quick posting. I had to go do uni work so I had to remain a bit devilish for a while ...


Bree, evil stapler *hugs*

*hugs LJ*

Jann, heh, yeah, pure thoughts and innocent.... heh...

By the way, how is driven snow pure? Surely driven snow is... mucky from the dirty car tires?

The term 'driven snow' refers to snow that has recently fallen and has been 'driven' by the wind, usually into drifts. Therefore it is pure virgin snow until someone either plays with it or walks/drives all over it

Edit: *stares at sig*

Gosh, he's gorgeous isn't he?