"Rodney, I don't care..."
"But..." "No buts - the Wraith queen is not a total hottie... you need to get out in the fresh airt some more."
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"Rodney, I don't care..."
"But..."
"No buts - the Wraith queen is not a total hottie... you need to get out in the fresh airt some more."
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Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time. -
Rodney, can you stand still?
Sure, why?
To do this. *shoot arrows into Rodney's ass up his anus*
Oh god, WTF, oh the inhumanity. I have an arrow in my ass.
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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teehee..I got a similar oneOriginally posted by BruTak "Rodney, I don't care..."
"But..."
"No buts - the Wraith queen is not a total hottie... you need to get out in the fresh airt some more."
I do not care Elizabeth
but...
I do not care, the Asuran leader is not a hottie
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Far from... How is that old man the most efficient form the replicators could choose?Originally posted by penguininablenderteehee..I got a similar one
I do not care Elizabeth
but...
I do not care, the Asuran leader is not a hottie
Gate Technician: CAPTAIN! ICE BERG!
Weir: Hard to port!
Gate Technician: It's too late! We're sinking!
Weir: Man the life boats! Women and children first!
*half hour later*
Weir: I'm sorry John, the life boats are full... You're going to die!
Sheppard: Oh... well... just in case TPTB don't save me... *kisses Weir*
Weir: John, you didn't have to kiss me!
Sheppard: It doesn't matter whether I live or die, I know that your heart will go on...
Teyla: Dr. Weir! Wake up!
*back to reality*
Weir: What?
Sheppard: You're sleep talking again... Does my voice really sound that deep to you?
Weir: Oh dear....
Teyla: Should this red light not be flashing?Comment
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lmao...green for youOriginally posted by EllesComment
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I are very much pleased that you liked it.
So did I...
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Crap...the system won't let me green you. I will later...don't worryOriginally posted by EllesI are very much pleased that you liked it. So did I...
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'Tis alright if you don't, I made myself laugh which is good enough fo me.Comment
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sadly, I know what you meanOriginally posted by EllesComment
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no...not at all.Originally posted by Elles
lol. I actually make myself laugh all the time. I know what you mean
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: everyone we have a special report from ronons a$$!
: pffffffffftttttttt *loud one*
: ooh ooh let me try!
: well ok then
: pfft fft
: pathetic!
: let me have a go
: *s******* ok but you wont get better than ronons
: PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
: OMG! *faints*
( im sorry if i offended anyone but i think that comes under the title of things you wouldnt want to hear
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I'm not dead. Yet.Comment
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More like things you would not want to smell...
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idk... sometimes it can be quite pleasurableOriginally posted by EllesMore like things you would not want to smell...
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Gate Technician: OMG! Look! Something's coming through the gate!
Sheppard: What are they?
McKay: I honestly don't know...
Munchkins: We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild! We represent the lollipop guild!
Sheppard: Security team to the gate room!Comment
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