things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Commander Jumper]

Me: But Sheppard...........you can have Jack back....so he can marry Sam.....just give me my Sheppy

[Elles]

Me: *ponders* Hm... Only if I also get Jonas too!

[Commander Jumper]

Me: Deal!!!! but can they guest star on my dreams every once and a while?

[Elles]

Me: *ponders some more* If I get Cameron and Daniel and Sheppard in a large portion of my dreams too.

[Commander Jumper]

Me: Deal...we'll share them

[Elles]

Me:

[Commander Jumper]

Me: we'll share them all....even Lorne

[Elles]

Me: Oh yeah... forgot about him...

[Commander Jumper]

Me: gah Drool

[Elles]

Me: Suddenly realized that Ronon is nowhere on this list...
*somewhere across Atlantis*
Teyla: Ha ha! Women find you unattractive!
Ronon: *sob* Everybody *sob* hates *sob* me!
Teyla: You are special in your own way...

[Commander Jumper]

Me: aww Ronon..I love you...but if you want our imaginary relationship to carry on...the dreads have got to go

[Elles]

Me: Yesh... better hair and more peoples would be all over him...

[Commander Jumper]

Zelenka: Puddle Jumper One has an annoncment!!!
Me: Hi everyone.....all my hot men...I'd like you to know...I just got hella hotter...because

Spoiler:

I Just Reached my.......1000TH POST!!!!

*does dance*

[Elles]

Me: Thirty five 'till 700... thirty five 'till 700... thirty five 'till 700... thirty fi- Hey, Sheppard just went down that hallway! *follows*

[Commander Jumper]

*Follows Elles* Me: sheppy don't you wanna give me flowers?