things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Commander Jumper]

: I'm getting married to Puddle Jumper One!!!!
Me: Yipeee *Faints*
: I'll give her mouth to mouth
: Don't touch my fiance
: you wanna fight over her?
: bring it on * & start cat fighting*
: PJ my love what has Rodders done to you *Cries over passed out body*
: Hey Daniel Back off, I loved her first!!!!
: you only wish *pulls out gun*

: oh my God!!! Jack killed Daniel
: I'm here for you my lovely Puddle Jumper
Me *Wakes up* In your dreams flyboy *passes out*

[Elles]

Teyla: In order to establish trade relations with this race, we must capture a certain monster.
Weir: And where does this monster live?
Teyla: Second star to the right, and strait on 'til morning.
Weir: Who, then? Peter Pan?
Sheppard: Captain Hook?
Teyla: No... Michael Jackson.

[Commander Jumper]

Me: *shudder* Why would some one want him?

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

McKay, please **** on me, I've got a sexual obsession with that, and also fart on me.
I will, Ronon*does what Ronon wants*
Everyone in Atlantis: *pukes for a few minutes*

[Elles]

Teyla: I don't know... but they call themselves... the Department of Agriculture.
Weir: ?
Sheppard: ?

[penguininablender]

: I'm getting married to Puddle Jumper One!!!!
Me: Yipeee *Faints*
: I'll give her mouth to mouth
: Don't touch my fiance
: you wanna fight over her?
: bring it on * & start cat fighting*
: PJ my love what has Rodders done to you *Cries over passed out body*
: Hey Daniel Back off, I loved her first!!!!
: you only wish *pulls out gun*

: oh my God!!! Jack killed Daniel
: I'm here for you my lovely Puddle Jumper
Me *Wakes up* In your dreams flyboy *passes out*

lol
Announcer: This has been a glimpse into PJ1's daydreams...join us next time when we join Penguin and RSF for hers

[Commander Jumper]

lol
Announcer: This has been a glimpse into PJ1's daydreams...join us next time when we join Penguin and RSF for hers

Rainbow was about to step in whe you rudley interupted me. now Back to PJ's reality

: Previously on PJ-SG-1-Atlantis.

: we love you.

: now the conclusion

Me: Wow I've nevr had so many men want to marry me.

: hey sexy

me: ahh this is great

:she is mine
: is not
:is too
:not
:too!

: Carson you trying to hit on PJ1?
:aye, whats it too ya!
: I love her more
: but I love her best

[Commander Jumper]

Me: boys please.

X_X

Me: yup

: i know how to solve this.

: How?

: yeah how

: you're dead...be quiet

: right X_X

: we will cut her into equal shares for each of you
Me: now now, let's not get crazy here

: what will happen...tune in next week...or when PJ1 tells you too

[Elles]

Me: *steals Sheppard away*

[Commander Jumper]

Me: *steals Sheppard away*

: no I'm being stolen from my love

: one less man to take my love away
: you're fighting for me lass too!!!! you bloody B******

[Elles]

: no I'm being stolen from my love

Me: Fine... be that way... I'll just have to introduce you to Mister Chloroform...

[Commander Jumper]

Me: nooooooo Sheppy!!!!
: Puddle Jumper

[Elles]

Me: *makes Sheppard submit with my awesome power of being the writer of this post*
Sheppard: *singing* Mr. Chlroform, give me a dream! Make it the cutest one that I've ever seen...
Me: *knocks out using chlroform and drags off to secret lair*

[Commander Jumper]

Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sheppard!!!!

[Elles]

Me: Oh come on! You have Daniel, and Ford, and Jack, and Cameron, and Beckett, and Jonas, and... well everyone else...