some random guy: How was a supposed to know his hair gel would react to the micro-bacteria in the sewer system?!
Shep: You!! You... you.... -bursts into tears- why?!?!?!
Shep: You!! You... you.... -bursts into tears- why?!?!?!
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McKay: Countless months flying from galaxy to galaxy, numerous bombardments from the Wraith, hundres of thousands of years at the bottom of an ocean subjected to thousands of pounds of pressure, a nuclear explosion and its everyday hair gel that destroys the city...If I were an ascended Ancient, I'd wipe us out..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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The destruction of the most technologically advanced city ever built and most significant discovery of our time because of an overflowing commode is NO laughing matter. Now shut up and grab a plunger.Originally posted by mayogaelz View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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He's busy at the moment getting a swirly from an Ancient since it was his hair that started all of this.Originally posted by mayogaelz View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Originally posted by chyron View Post
well act it was someone else who shaved him...
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The Ancient giving him the swirly warned him back when he was in middle school before he was concerned about grooming, and way before he started watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, that he should be wary and not become obsessed with his hair or his obsession would lead to great destruction.Originally posted by mayogaelz View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Dr. Weir: John, you're more than welcome to use one of my wigs until your hair grows back."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Sheppard: You know, maybe Atlantis is about to be destroyed, but what about ME?! My...hair's been shaved off ::sniff:: Can't you guys just give me a little support? Right now, I'm getting more from from my jock strap. ::sobbing::Originally posted by chyron View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Dr. Weir: "I'd like to welcome to Atlantis US Air Force Pilot and Astronaught Lisa Nowak. I've assigned her to Colonel Sheppard's team, please extend a very warm welcome to her. ""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Everyone, the Daedalus has been delayed. Please avoid Dr. McKay as he is capable of hurting both himself and others. We ask for your compassion during this difficult time as he has been mutated by caffiene deprivation. Just £3 a month can help this poor suffering soul ...
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(Search iTunes and you'll understand)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Rodfam lol! =DOriginally posted by Kales View Post Everyone, the Daedalus has been delayed. Please avoid Dr. McKay as he is capable of hurting both himself and others. We ask for your compassion during this difficult time as he has been mutated by caffiene deprivation. Just £3 a month can help this poor suffering soul ...When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...
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