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hey!Was that sarcastic?
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no... i snorted while trying not to laugh before i succummed to a fit of giggles and lmao while on the floor b/c the chair was uncomfortableOriginally posted by penguininablenderhey!Was that sarcastic?
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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"We're going to be having seafood for dinner for the next month."Comment
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still not nice...but if you came to texas, I would still be nice to you because i'm cool like thatOriginally posted by Ayanno... i snorted while trying not to laugh before i succummed to a fit of giggles and lmao while on the floor b/c the chair was uncomfortable
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sorry... it was a compliment really! and i really do need to visit texas one of these days.... i have too many friends in the lone star stateOriginally posted by penguininablenderstill not nice...but if you came to texas, I would still be nice to you because i'm cool like that
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Then take your friends to South Padre Island. Nice little beach with some good hotels, food, entertianment and stuff. (and it is a lot cheaper than Dallas or Fort worthOriginally posted by Ayansorry... it was a compliment really! and i really do need to visit texas one of these days.... i have too many friends in the lone star state
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Weir: Due to Rodney's messing with the TV's, we will be stuck watching "the Mckay family home videos" . Being so , Dr. Heightmeyer has requested no more Walk ins as she is very, very busyComment
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It turns out that the Ancients liked the Wraith more than us so Atlantis is about to exterminate everyone on base, have a nice day.
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Weir: Here is my fave Star Trek music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_P...mic%20CastawayCalvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Wraith queen: i'll give you five bucks if you tell me the location of Earth,
Rodney: no way!
Wraith queen: and a lap dance
Rodney: Deal
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I lost my genetalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
McKay here's a lemon.* McKay eats the lemon and falls into the Kawoosh*
Zelenka, you are now chief of the science department of Atlantis.
Great, now I don't have to be overridden by McKay anymore.
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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McKay: Lt. Colonel Sheppard, Chaya is here to see you.
Weir: Lt. Ford, please bring my Super Soaker to the gate room.
*five minutes later*
Sheppard: Chaya, my love! What is wrong?
Chaya: My dress... it is... wet.
Sheppard: No! Cruel world, why?
Weir: *snicker*Comment
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I'm going to tell Sheppard what you did, Dr. Weir...
If you don't you'll get a repeat of last Thursday night...
My lips are sealed...
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Sheppard: here's your Chuckie doll you always wanted
Weir: its so ugly, but at least it'll get rid of Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sHEPPARD: LOOKS LIKE ITS DOING ITS JOB WELLComment
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McKay: Let me put it this way: NO-ONE is getting their underwear back until the lemon jokes stop, got it?Comment
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