Ultimate Stargate Quote

[Kelt'ar]

Skaara: So will you and Major Carter be comming to my wedding together?
O'neil: Together as in...
Carter: Two friends going to a wedding.
O'neil (looking like he wants the earth or rather abydos to swallow him): Yeah...Sure!...(turns to Jonas)Jonas!

[Kelt'ar]

O'neill: Hey, Pops
Apophis: Silence!

[Wandering Tamer]

Shepperd: That was different.
O'Neill: FOr me, not so much.

[1DanielForMe]

Teal'c: "Colonel Mitchell, at times you remind me of O'Neill."
Cameron: "Uh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment."
Teal'c: "As you wish."

I'm actually not so sure I'd consider this the ultimate quote, but it's pretty darn funny.

[colonel O'Neill]

Baal: You don't know the pain you will suffer for this impulence.
O'Neill:I dont know the meaning of the word.....seriously impulance ,what does that mean?


Hammond: Colonel O'Neill what are you doing!!!!!!!!
O'Neill: In the middle of my backswing!?!?

Dr. Lee: Well, I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual's consciousness with the chair's matrix.
Jack O'Neill: Carter, all I heard was "Matrix" and I found those films *quite* confusing.

[Kelt'ar]

Apophis: O'neill. I am dying.
O'neill: My heart bleeds for you.
Apophis: you lie poorly. It was you who have done this.

[child_of_the_gods]

Atlantis Season 1: Sanctuary

SHEPPARD: Why *did* you come here?

CHAYA: You, John.

SHEPPARD: Me?

CHAYA: I have lived in solitude for so long that when you asked me to come to Atlantis, I ...

McKAY: Oh my God, he is Kirk!

[jannagalaxy]

I think each of them had great quotes at one time or another.

Jack:- "We are a very curious race."

Daniel:- "I would rather die than live with the fact that I'd never see my wife or my friends again."

Sam:- "Why do I feel like I'm in a woman behind bars movie?"

Teal'c:- "I have no where to go" and "We have challenge Apophis, he will not rest until the people of this world worship him as their God!"

Hammond:- "Don't let the door hit your a$$ on the way out"

Fraiser:- "I don't know what we're going to do with it if we let Teal'c die, but it won't be my problem. I would of resigned by then."

Jonas:- "I'm Human. I'm just not from Earth." (oh man do I feel this way most of the time! )

Cameron:-

Spoiler:

A room full of treasure and Dr. Jackson finds the only book!"

Landry:-

Spoiler:

You will decend into a small dark room at Area 51 and you will stay there until you come up with a defence aganist the Ori.

The Goa'uld says "What would make me do that?"

Landry:- "Hunger"

[GatetheWay]

"I am of the Tok'ra. If the Tau'ri do not destroy you, know this: we will!"

[Kelt'ar]

Robot O'neil: WHY Don't you guys talk...Robot to Robot.


Malek: Many Tokra have died in recent days. To lose another in a place that we thought was refuge...It is difficult

O'neill: are you sure this is what you want?
Local: It is the prophecy that you would destroy lord mot.
O'neill: Screw the prophecy! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
Local: Last winter, there was a terrible illness. Many could not work. We were unable to meet our quota. When lord Mot came we begged him, we tried to explain. But he would not listen. He took 10 of the sickest, my daughter's husband included and executed them in front of the entire village. We would do anything to be free of this burden.

I like the last 2 'cos the characters look very sincere.

[Jeffer]

And of course Look at the Sig

Janet knocks on the door.
FRAISER: Airman, open up! We've got something for you.
AIRMAN: What?
FRAISER: Why don't you come in here and see for yourself?
AIRMAN: No can do. We only take orders from Hathor.
FRAISER: Gentlemen, there are five women in here, very alone.
CARTER: Why do I feel like I'm in a women-behind-bars movie?
Janet opens her jacket and Airwoman1 takes off her jacket.
The door opens and the Airman comes in.
AIRMAN: What are you suggesting ladies?
FRAISER: Whatever you want Airman?
He comes in and signals to the other guard to come in as well. Airman 1 goes over to Janet and she kisses him. Airman2 comes in and Sam smiles at him. She then elbows him in the face. Airwoman1 grabs Airman 1 and pushes him up against the wall. Sam has grabbed one of the weapons.
CARTER: Feel like a woman, Doc?
FRAISER: Oh yeah.
Janet wipes her mouth.

[Kelt'ar]

Teeal'c! your death will ensure my position as first prime of Apophis.

[Kelt'ar]

So help me, if I wake up and I'm singing Soprano...

Does the concept of Overkill mean anything to anybody?

[Thunder Hawk]

Oneill season 2

"just a minute" as dozens of jaffa was trying to break the door down