Ultimate Stargate Quote

[Kelt'ar]

Orpheus:

Albino Jaffa: You are barely able to stand, It was a...good trade. You used to be the first prime of Apophis. Now you are just a weak, pathetic sholvah.

[tony]

what the hell>>> you all are forgetting about the most important quote EVER... season 4



Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal, WACKO!!

( oniel holds up mustard and katchup smileface)

[NowIWillDestroyAbydos]

Fallen Quotes
O'NEILL: "All I'm saying...just for the record...this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with."
CARTER: "Wackier than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302?"
O'NEILL (who is up and walking away): "Oh, yeah."
CARTER: "Wackier than-than blowing up a sun?"
O'NEILL (as he walks out the door): "Yep!"
CARTER (to Jonas and Daniel): "He's probably right."


O'NEILL: "Okay. Everyone who thinks this is absolutely an insane idea, raise your hand. Come on, be honest." (Everyone, including Sam, eventually raises their hand.)

[Jeffer]

look at the sig

[Kelt'ar]

look at the sig

Good one.

I think it was Jack who said: Who'd have thunk?

Ba'al: Of course it will work! How dare you doubt me?

Then the best: Vala walks into the SGC in Avalon pt 1 with her usual shenanigans. She then turns around and says: "So, where's my Daniel?"

That one had me cracking up for weeks.

[*AtlantisFan*]

"I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!"

I just love that quote. Now here's a couple from Atlantis:

McKay: "You're right- if only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth - did you bring yours?"

or

Ford: "How can something as big as Atlantis just sink?"
Sheppard: "I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question?!?!"

or

Hermiod on the Deadelus with "Crap Indeed" (I just love Hermiod)

[ChillinTheMost]

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety and music.

Jack: Sex, drugs and rock-n-roll?

Daniel: In a matter of speaking.

[Kelt'ar]

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill"...Oh wait a minute. That was the Matrix.
"Why do I feel like we just picked up another pathetic life-form?"...No Starwars.
"Prepare the photonic Canon!..Bloody hell it was startrek.
"No, thats, ignorant, that's just ig'nant...

Ah here we go...
"Tealc, why do you betray me?

[LordHart]

How could anyone not think this one is great?

Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-o.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.

[Ancient 1]

I also like:

ANUBIS: Your words mean nothing. Take action if you dare.

That is one of my faves also. I'm still waiting fot Mitchell to say something that can be considered his catch phrase. The remarks about getting the band back together just aren't makin' it...

[Kelt'ar]

Just because my reproductive organs is on the inside instead of the outside...

Apophis: Your insolence is music to my ears.

[A-bomb]

I don't know why, but I'm particularly fond of this one from The Nox.

Daniel:... Or we could just wait till this die down.
Teal'c: Things will not die down Daniel Jackson. Things will in fact calm up.

And I can't remember the name of the episode, but I think it was the Atlantis one where they find the really old Weir.

McKay: What you would need is a time vortex (or whatever he said)
Sheppard: Or a nice Delorean.
McKay: Don't even get me started on that movie.
Sheppard: I like that movie.

I like that movie too.

[Thor's Pal]

O'Neill: Danniel, you dog!! Keep this up and you'll have a woman on every planet!

O'Neill inside Tea'lc(Holliday): promise me that you will not touch the hair.

Also see:
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=15539

[Uber]

Another gem....

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????

[Kelt'ar]

What the hell is a "Gaggle of Bad guys"?

I think Jack said this in: It's good to be king.
<lets get outta here before a gaggle of bad guys come waltzing...>