The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Luvnjoe]

Curtains? What curtains?

Windows? What windows?

[DutchIndeed]

Curtains? What curtains?

Windows? What windows?

*sigh* adults...
(Hey... at my age you're still allowed to pretend to be a teen)

[Jumble]

Well exactly! I thought I was in the 'Magic' Wood(s)

[DutchIndeed]

Well exactly! I thought I was in the 'Magic' Wood(s)

I read that as ''...into Martin Wood'' and thought: Yeah, who isn't?

[Jumble]

That as well

Disney are apparently transforming some place in the UK called Stanford........ or Stansfield into a 'Magic Wood'. Imagine where that little snippet of information took me..........

[DutchIndeed]

That as well

Disney are apparently transforming some place in the UK called Stanford........ or Stansfield into a 'Magic Wood'. Imagine where that little snippet of information took me..........

Ooooh!
Can I live there?

In.The.Gutter.

[Luvnjoe]

I didn't hear anything. Not one thing. Only my mantra...


Ooooooommmmmmallozziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............

Ooooooommmmmmallozziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........

Ooooooommmmmmallozziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........

[Jumble]

Nad admitting to being in the gutter??????????? *faints*

I'm trying really hard to make the last pic spectacular, but I've got this pic

right in the center, and I've spent so much time staring at him that I forgot what else I was going to put in

I blame Martin.......... for everything........

Edit: Actually (and that's something else he says a lot ) let's pin it down. I blame his EYES for everything

[starlover]

I read that as ''...into Martin Wood'' and thought: Yeah, who isn't?

Dirty Nad...dirty...

Loved the pictures of the tool

OT:
Oh and for the native speakers in here...does someone know a synonym for report...I can't find a good one. It's like report in an annual year report...other word for report(otherwise I'm repeating that word too often)

[Jumble]

*digs out Thesaurus* Account, record, statement, summary.

[Luvnjoe]

Report:

Address, announcement, article, blow by blow, brief, broadcast, cable, chronicle, declaration, description, detail, digest, dispatch, history, hot wire, information, message, news, note, opinion, outline, paper, picture, piece, proclamation, pronouncement, précis, record, relation, release, rundown, statement, summary, version, wire, write-up

[starlover]

*digs out Thesaurus* Account, record, statement, summary.

Hmpf...those all don't sound right in my sentence lol!

Sentence:

Shell has made an coherent .... that is written in the right tone.

Sorry for this OT

I can try to put Martin in it

[Jumble]

Luvnjack we obviously have the same Thesaurus But a lot of those words won't really fit with what Jann is saying, that's why I just gave those few.

And how OT are we

Um.........Nope, can't tie that in with Martin in any way, shape or form

[Luvnjoe]

Shell has made a coherent report, which is written in the right tone, but would have been much more coherent if Martin Wood had directed them in how to write it.

EDIT: I sit and stare at my sig for several minutes after each post. Is that wrong?

[Jumble]

Hmpf...those all don't sound right in my sentence lol!

Sentence:

Shell has made an coherent .... that is written in the right tone.

Sorry for this OT

I can try to put Martin in it

Shell has made a coherent statement that is written in the right tone.

Shell has given a coherent summary that is written in the right tone.

Either of those wood be correct when referring to their annual report

Edit: Yay! Luvnjack managed to get Martin in

Edit: Er, that didn't come out right