Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread

[Probie]

I love the second pick of Lizzie. I had a girlfriend give me that look after she thought she broke my claw hammer. I kind of turned into a puddle of goo and all was forgiven. Granted it took five minutes to reattach the head to the handle of the hammer.



Hmm, tongue porn, I think we have a new sparky-phrase. Let me give it a whirl.

Why is Col. Sheppard always licking his lips at Dr. Weir?
Oh, that's just the tongue porn. It's part of how they communicate.
What happened to the eye sex?
They still do that too.
I'd hate to see what they can do with their noses.

LOL Very funny.

[Scary Kitty]

hehe 99% of Atlantis would want those tapes

*ponders if they had sound on the cameras or not* The gutter level in this thread so shot up... I need to visit this thread more often! ((()))

But of course the cameras had sound, are you kidding! That's one of the key selling points of the tapes!

We're always in the gutter.

I love the second pick of Lizzie. I had a girlfriend give me that look after she thought she broke my claw hammer. I kind of turned into a puddle of goo and all was forgiven. Granted it took five minutes to reattach the head to the handle of the hammer.



Hmm, tongue porn, I think we have a new sparky-phrase. Let me give it a whirl.

Why is Col. Sheppard always licking his lips at Dr. Weir?
Oh, that's just the tongue porn. It's part of how they communicate.
What happened to the eye sex?
They still do that too.
I'd hate to see what they can do with their noses.

Bwahahaha!!! Hmm, maybe brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'the nose knows'!

[Southern Red]

With McKay's mad tech geek skillz, setting up cameras would've been a piece of cake. And they so would've been able to milk more money out of selling the tapes...

Or watching the little dots on the life signs detector to see if they are together. I can see Chuck tracking them and reporting to Rodney or Radek. LOL Blue dot porn. Ha.

[Anuna]

Why are you talking gutter without me? Huh?

[Scary Kitty]

Or watching the little dots on the life signs detector to see if they are together. I can see Chuck tracking them and reporting to Rodney or Radek. LOL Blue dot porn. Ha.

Blue dot porn! LMAO!

I know there's a baby!fic involving the Ancient LSD (Blue Dots, by aurora borealis), but I'm sure I read another fic where someone (Rodney, I think?) is tracking the dots and seeing more than one in Elizabeth's quarters late at night. Or something like that.

[Scary Kitty]

Why are you talking gutter without me? Huh?

But you're here now!

[Southern Red]

But you're here now!

That's right so get with it and give us more porn.

[Scary Kitty]

That's right so get with it and give us more porn.

Yes! Must have more Sparky porn!

[Anuna]

Blue dot porn! LMAO!

I know there's a baby!fic involving the Ancient LSD (Blue Dots, by aurora borealis), but I'm sure I read another fic where someone (Rodney, I think?) is tracking the dots and seeing more than one in Elizabeth's quarters late at night. Or something like that.

That one was Caught by wanderingsmith. And it's smut.

So, you want smut and Vegas fic all in one? Well, patience I beg of you all. It's a quite tasking enterprise for me.

[Scary Kitty]

That one was Caught by wanderingsmith. And it's smut.

So, you want smut and Vegas fic all in one? Well, patience I beg of you all. It's a quite tasking enterprise for me.

Yes, I do believe that's the fic! And oh look, more smut! Now that's what I'm talking about!

[KrisRussel]

hehe 99% of Atlantis would want those tapes

*ponders if they had sound on the cameras or not* The gutter level in this thread so shot up... I need to visit this thread more often! ((()))

I agree with SK: sound is pivotal with video's like that, so yeah... there would be sound on them
Our gutter is a good gutter... I like our gutter

Hmm, tongue porn, I think we have a new sparky-phrase. Let me give it a whirl.

Why is Col. Sheppard always licking his lips at Dr. Weir?
Oh, that's just the tongue porn. It's part of how they communicate.
What happened to the eye sex?
They still do that too.
I'd hate to see what they can do with their noses.

*dies laughing*
Jack has a very good point

Or watching the little dots on the life signs detector to see if they are together. I can see Chuck tracking them and reporting to Rodney or Radek. LOL Blue dot porn. Ha.

OMG, someone HAS to write this in a fic!! please, pretty please, with chocolate on top!

[KrisRussel]

That one was Caught by wanderingsmith. And it's smut.

So, you want smut and Vegas fic all in one? Well, patience I beg of you all. It's a quite tasking enterprise for me.

Hehe, smut
*goes to read fic*

Yay! Vegas and smut! You can't got wrong there

[Anuna]

Hehe, smut
*goes to read fic*

Yay! Vegas and smut! You can't got wrong there

Well, actually I can. This is why this fic is sitting on my hard drive ever since "Vegas". It should be the follow up to the one I already wrote. But I just can't get it right.

[Scary Kitty]

I agree with SK: sound is pivotal with video's like that, so yeah... there would be sound on them
Our gutter is a good gutter... I like our gutter

We've got the merriest gutter on GW, no, in the entire Stargate fandom! Ahahahah!

Hehe, smut
*goes to read fic*

Yay! Vegas and smut! You can't got wrong there

Nope, definitely can't go wrong there.

Well, actually I can. This is why this fic is sitting on my hard drive ever since "Vegas". It should be the follow up to the one I already wrote. But I just can't get it right.

Awww, don't worry, a flash of inspiration will come. Like the baby hedgehogs.

[pkprd869]

Anuna+smut... Oh, boy. After the strawberries and ice cream I cant imagine what she could do to biscuits and gravy. (Looks around nervously) Oh *beep*! (Runs away)