S10: Critique & Contemplation

[ReganX]

Only for Jack to grab a Simpsons comic book and start whacking all of them over the head for not being able to behave even when he's gone for a few minutes.

Then Sam returns, sees Jack whacking, snatches the paper from Vala and starts whacking her.

Sam: <WHACK> This is for stealing the spotlights! <WHACK> This is for being a general pain in the arse! <WHACK> And this is for me being ordered to be friends with you! <WHACK>

After this display Teal'c will find his dignity back and starts whacking Daniel and Mitchell over the head for reducing him to wallpaper.

The repeated whacking on his head brings Daniel back to his senses and he starts whacking Vala for turning him into an idiot.

It all ends with Mitchell and Vala falling into each other's hands and cryingly promise Jack and the gang to behave.

And since none of the original SG-1 believe them, they leave Mitchell and Vala in the local creche while they go off on their adventure.

[Silverwings]

Now that you mention Thor, I think he deserved to whack a few people too. Especially the ones who decided on that crappy deus ex machina solution in Unending.

The little grey guy certainly knew how to whack Kinsey upside the head. I'd like to see a little more of that "Supreme Commander" side of Thor.

[Gregorius]

And since none of the original SG-1 believe them, they leave Mitchell and Vala in the local creche while they go off on their adventure.

They certainly would fit there with their temper trums.

The little grey guy certainly knew how to whack Kinsey upside the head. I'd like to see a little more of that "Supreme Commander" side of Thor.

That was a great scene, when I first saw it I just had to laugh.

[ReganX]

They certainly would fit there with their temper trums.

Three year old: Miss! Miss! Cammie and Vala are fighting!
Creche Manager: Again?! Both of you - time out, NOW!
Three year old: They're so immature.
Other three year old: Uh-huh.

[Gregorius]

Perhaps Super Nanny and the lot could come and help the team regain control over the two little toddlers.

At the same time Daniel can be whacked some sense into by Jack while Sam and Teal'c go on a soul-quest.

[ReganX]

Perhaps Super Nanny and the lot could come and help the team regain control over the two little toddlers.

Sit them on the Naughty Gate-Ramp?

[Gregorius]

Indeed, and they can be joined by Landry and Lam.

[ReganX]

Indeed, and they can be joined by Landry and Lam.

And with the risk of being disintegrated by the kawoosh - well, that's just another incentive for them to behave, isn't it?

[Gregorius]

They really should make such a special, a SG-1 and Supernanny cross-over. With Jack in charge of the paper.

[dipsofjazz]

They really should make such a special, a SG-1 and Supernanny cross-over. With Jack in charge of the paper.

It would certainly be more entertaining than s9 and 10.

[Nikki]

It would certainly be more entertaining than s9 and 10.

Indeed, this last page has had me crying with laughter.

[ReganX]

It would certainly be more entertaining than s9 and 10.

In fairness, that's not difficult.

[jckfan55]

At the same time Daniel can be whacked some sense into by Jack while Sam and Teal'c go on a soul-quest.

[Mandysg1]

Sam: Geez, look at that, they're at it again.
Teal'c: Perhaps we should leave them to their own devices, and save the universe ourselves.
Sam: Now that's a plan.

[AGateFan]

God I miss classic SG-1.