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**Critter** · 01 September 2004, 05:15 AM

Originally posted by Token

As part of the "S/J Alternative Therapy", we have been working on limericks. I thought we should share.

*ahem* :clears throat:

There once was a 'tater name Pete
Who had plastic shoes 'stead of feet.
He tried to win Sam,
The sh*t hit the fan,
And Robert C. Cooper got beat.
By Lost Elf

See what good comes from Therapy!

LOL Token! Next verse if you please....

Your Therapy is really bringing out your creativity.

**ChevronSeven** · 01 September 2004, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Zoser

ChevronSeven - just noticed your location. He must not be home or you would probably be busy. Could we sneak in while he's out? Please! We'll be quiet.

Well, Jack's a busy guy, running the base, saving the world, doing...uh PG Forum, PG Forum, PG Forum.

Snacks anyone?

**samisjacksgal** · 01 September 2004, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Critter

Tame, I love this...it couldn't happen to a nicer gal...unless of course, it were me!!!

I just love that man....I do.

I would love to give him a big hug while he's waiting for Sam to come to her senses. And she will, don't worry, she will.

id do more than give him a hug

...oops pg forum lol

**mishy_mo** · 01 September 2004, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by TameFarrar

Jack: "Tame, I think she just dissed you."
Tame: "Oh no Jack, Token would never say anything even remotely snarky like that."

Jack: "Are you sure? It really sounded a bit snarky to me"
Tame: "Nah, she and the others are still upset about what happened to you the other day...ya know...in the lab.."
Jack: "Really? That really bothered them too?"
Tame: "Oh yes Jack, we were all so hurt for you."
Jack: "Then why are you the only one here and they are all over there?"
Tame:"Well I am the *Activities Director."
Jack: "REALLY"
Tame: "REALLY"
Jack: "I have time apparently for an activity"
Tame: "Weeelllll Now that you mention it. My friend Sally just told me about this new thing..................................................

LMAO !!!!!!

(((((((TAME)))))))))

glad to have ya bk with us

xxxxxxx

**Critter** · 01 September 2004, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by estelle

The Critter's dummy club:

1. Critter
2. Estelle
3. Gatetime
4. Auralan (honorary member)
5. Tame (honorary member)
6. Suekay (Dense Dunce)
7. Mishy (Queen of Sarcasm)
8. Sam (for being with

and not with Jack)
9. Jack (for not making HWMS with Sam. Can anyone think of a better reason?)
10. Stargate barbie

Estelle xxx

Estelle, I think you forgot SG1Happy---it was her dumb idea to include Sam for being too dumb to be with Jack...pretty amazing thought from such a dummy.

**mishy_mo** · 01 September 2004, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by Token

As part of the "S/J Alternative Therapy", we have been working on limericks. I thought we should share.

*ahem* :clears throat:

There once was a 'tater name Pete
Who had plastic shoes 'stead of feet.
He tried to win Sam,
The sh*t hit the fan,
And Robert C. Cooper got beat.
By Lost Elf

See what good comes from Therapy!

it works!!!!!!!!

i'm cured

shipper happiness has been reached!!!!

**michelleb** · 01 September 2004, 05:30 AM

i noticed, in many music videos, there's a shot of jack, in civvies, and he's in the locker room, and he pauses and looks sad (he's wearing a blue top with white stripes down the arms and light coloured trousers). then he walks down the corridor to the lift. what is this from, please? i thought i knew all jack's moments, but this one i just don't recognise

**samisjacksgal** · 01 September 2004, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by michelleb

i noticed, in many music videos, there's a shot of jack, in civvies, and he's in the locker room, and he pauses and looks sad (he's wearing a blue top with white stripes down the arms and light coloured trousers). then he walks down the corridor to the lift. what is this from, please? i thought i knew all jack's moments, but this one i just don't recognise

zero hour

**Elfinwood** · 01 September 2004, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by majorsal

I'm getting the feeling she just didn't want this storyline to go this far, and especially this fast. I 'think' the things she was afraid of happening with a Sam/Jack union is exactly what's happening with this bf storyline. She 'might' feel it's over-taking the other parts of her character. This is all just speculation on my part.

Sally

Those have been my thoughts too, Sally.
Spoilers Season 7 and 8:

Spoiler:

**mishy_mo** · 01 September 2004, 05:42 AM

My my we have been busy little repli-shippers haven't we

mommy best of luck in the moving!!

Tame hope you feeling better

lurving all the new spoliers for Joe citizen

hee hee it's gonna be great too bad i need to wait months before i see it
!!!!!!!!!

all for the big huge honking kiss especially at the bottom of the gate ramp!!!!

and what's all this about a big bang! think i missed half of it cos the Damn school webnet security kicked in saying 'unsuitable material' lol

mind you i wouldn't mind one.... or two... oh who the hell i'm i kidding a whole bunch for crying out loud!!!!

induced cookie over dose

really...

what it's my only excuse

Tame please please hug Jack for me!! and a couple of other things as well!!! lol!!

luv ya all mishy
xxxxx

btw Sam and Jack forever and

stinks!!

**mishy_mo** · 01 September 2004, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by Elfinwood

Those have been my thoughts too, Sally.
Spoilers Season 7 and 8:

Spoiler:

i feel like quoting finding nemo

you hit it right on the 'nogan , DUDE!!!'

hee hee

see ya'll later

**LtLisa** · 01 September 2004, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by Gatetrixer

Spoiler:

could be...I'm nbot reading much in the way of spoilers...only stuPit stuff so I have some warning (my friend who watch A$$inity not knowing that

Spoiler:

was more traumatized then me...she finally turned and just asked me mid way through...

I've actually liked a couple of the clip shows (Inaugaration (lol...typed that as InAUgaration first...where's my AU episode?) and Out if Mind (I consider it one of the shippiest episodes; its actually where I discovered this ship). Politics and Disclosure were ok, but a little slow...there was the Independence Day comment and 'Supreme' Commander Thor though...

**michelleb** · 01 September 2004, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by samisjacksgal

zero hour

thank you!!! only seen it once...i'll watch it again. and avatar. and lockdown. in fact any season 8 episode except for that freaking pile of dren i shall not mention (farscape swearing is so handy). oh, and covenant, cos that was boring. well, maybe i'll watch the bit where jack smiles at sam, cos he's so cute when he does that.

**LtLisa** · 01 September 2004, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by auralan

The info comes from script pages released for casting purposes. And, sorry, I can't post script excerpts.

can you pm/email then if we swear not to post them? pretty please with Jack on top?

**samisjacksgal** · 01 September 2004, 05:55 AM

Originally posted by michelleb

thank you!!! only seen it once...i'll watch it again. and avatar. and lockdown. in fact any season 8 episode except for that freaking pile of dren i shall not mention (farscape swearing is so handy). oh, and covenant, cos that was boring. well, maybe i'll watch the bit where jack smiles at sam, cos he's so cute when he does that.

ur welcom lol

the episodes i dont watch r new order pt one cus no jack

...icon cus that just confuzzled my pea sized brain and the episode that shall not b named...wel except the lab scene im a sucker for looks and RDA looked HOT!! ok pg forum pg forum

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