Favorite SG1 Quotes

[hedwig]

In The Warrior, during the discussion with Kytano about what is expected of both sides:

Kytano: I see you are one who speaks his mind, O'Neill.

O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.

[Martina Magnus]

Maj. Carter: We did it!

Thor: It was your stupid idea.

Love that one

[LtColCarter]

Thor: Time space distortions caused by the black hole have been interfering with my ship's long-range communications.

Maj. Carter: Understandable.

Teal'c: Indeed. To some.

[hart37]

Oma time

Meridian:
"The success or failure of your deeds, does not add up to the sum of your life. Your spirit cannot be weighed. Judge yourself by the intentions of your actions, and by the strength with which you faced the challenges that have stood in your way. The Universe is vast and we are so small. There is really only one thing we can ever truly control... whether we are good or evil."

"Lightning flashes, sparks showers, in one blink of an eye, you have missed seeing."

"Though the river tells no lies the dishonest man standing on the shore, still hears them."

Threads:
"Frank, I need a nose boy in a blanket, two hen fruit wrecked on a shingle with a mystery in the alley, a warm mead with a mouldy lid, and two checkerboards, alright? Oh yeah, hold the pig."

"You cannot tell the depth of the river, until you see the bottom."

[blueray]

from frozen:

Jack: Listen, could somebody bottomline this for me?
Fraiser: Well, sir, we could be looking at evidence that human beings evolved long before we thought they did.
Sam: And maybe not originally on this planet.
Jack: Darwin would be crushed.

adding to oma related quotes:

"if you know the candlelight is fire than the meal was cooked a long time ago"

[LtColCarter]

Teal'c: Va'lar!

Col. O'Neill: "Va'lar?" Is that what he said?

Dr. Jackson: I thought he said "velour."

Col. O'Neill: "Velour?"

Dr. Jackson: "Velour."

Col. O'Neill: The fabric?

Dr. Jackson: That's what I heard him say.

Col. O'Neill: Why would he say that?

Dr. Jackson: I don't know. Why would he say "Va'lar"?

[General Jumper One]

"Indeed"

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[hart37]

Teal'c: Va'lar!

Col. O'Neill: "Va'lar?" Is that what he said?

Dr. Jackson: I thought he said "velour."

Col. O'Neill: "Velour?"

Dr. Jackson: "Velour."

Col. O'Neill: The fabric?

Dr. Jackson: That's what I heard him say.

Col. O'Neill: Why would he say that?

Dr. Jackson: I don't know. Why would he say "Va'lar"?

Same ep.
Sam: So, is it working? Has he said anything?
O'Neill: Talked about fabric, briefly.
Daniel: He just called me a woman.
O'Neill: So I think it's working.

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: It's time for Plan B.
Sam: We have a Plan B?
Jack: No, but it's time for one.

[Lunaeclipse]

Same ep.
Sam: So, is it working? Has he said anything?
O'Neill: Talked about fabric, briefly.
Daniel: He just called me a woman.
O'Neill: So I think it's working.

lol and

Daniel: "Woman? Did he just call me a woman?"

Jack: "Yes, I believe he did."

Sam: "Still unconscious."

Daniel: "In and out, obviously delirious."

(Ep is Threshold)

[tomstone]

adding to oma related quotes:

"if you merely know the candlelight is fire than the meal was cooked a long time ago"

Even better is Col O´Neills answer when Daniel said that to him. "Though a candle burns in my house, there is nobody home"

[Lunaeclipse]

Daniel: "You sure you want to get in the middle of this?"

Jack: "I'm not sure how to get out of the middle of this."

(Red Sky)

[Lunaeclipse]

"I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive, as I slowly go NUTS!"

(Legacy)

[LtColCarter]

Same ep.
Sam: So, is it working? Has he said anything?
O'Neill: Talked about fabric, briefly.
Daniel: He just called me a woman.
O'Neill: So I think it's working.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Alright now, how is that possible? I mean, how does she make kids without a … (pause) … man friend?