Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "The bad guys? They'll be following us."

Lya: "You attacked them."

Daniel: "You saw?"

Sam: "We only meant to capture him."

Jack: "Look, um…we're not in the assassination business...He's just…bad. He's very…" *looks at Daniel*

Daniel: "…bad."

Jack: "…bad. We just wanted to take him back to our world and have a little chat with him about all the nasty…"

Jack and Daniel: "…bad…"

Jack: "…things he's been doing."

(ep is The Nox)

[Lunaeclipse]

Apophis: "Fool, I will kill you."

Jack: "Again?"


and

Sam: "Well, we can't just walk away. I mean, if we hadn't attacked Apophis, he wouldn't even be here."

Daniel: "And we can't kill him either... *the others look at him* ...I wasn't…considering it. I was just…stating a fact."

[Lunaeclipse]

Sam: "I still can't make it out. Try to filter out the subspace RF interference."

Jack: "Carter?"

Sam: "Colonel! Sir, this is the fifth incoming wormhole in the last hour and a half…"

Jack: "All right, I'm here two hours early. When did you get here?"

Sam: "I haven't left yet."

Jack: "Didn't I order you to get a life?"

Sam: "Yes sir, you did, but this is a…"

(Ep is The Other Side.)

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Well... We're off to see the wizard...

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: Well... We're off to see the wizard...

I love the Oz references!

[morrismike]

General George Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it. pause. That's a joke, sir.

[morrismike]

Jackson: This beer is going straight to my head. What time is it anyway? I must have gatelag or something.
O'Neill: Daniel, for crying out loud. You've had one beer. You're a cheaper date than my wife was.

[morrismike]

O'Neill: There's a man... He's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer.

[morrismike]

Carter: Inertial dampeners.
O'Neill: Cool... and check. Phasers?
Carter: Sorry, Sir.

[morrismike]

O'Neill: I just woke up, haven't had coffee— let alone peed in seven days and I find out you stole my ass and made a... Mini-Me!

[morrismike]

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. *******.

[morrismike]

O'Neill, to Teal'c who's walking around the wreckage: "Hey, come on!"
Teal'c: "I have no where to go."
O'Neill: "For this you can stay at my place. Let's go!"

[morrismike]

Daniel: "What, did she start a fight with you like Johnson did with Teal'c?"
O'Neill: "No, she, uh, tried to seduce me."
Daniel: "Oh. You...poor man."

[morrismike]

Carter: "Ah, Sir?"
O'Neill: "Yeah."
Carter: "About my earlier behavior...I wasn't myself."
O'Neill: "Oh, Carter, I don't even remember your earlier behavior."
Carter: "You don't?"
O'Neill: "No, I was infected myself. Remember?"
Carter: "Right! Good, I'm glad."
O'Neill: "By the way. How's the wound?"
Carter: "Wound?"
O'Neill: "I understand you got stabbed in the stomach or something?"
Carter: "Oh, yeah, it was nothing. With any luck there won't even be a scar."
O'Neill: "Oh good, I was concerned."
Carter: "You were?"
O'Neill: "Sure. If it doesn't heal properly you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again."

[morrismike]

O'Neill, to the surveillance camera in his holding cell: "C'mon, get me out of here. Tell ya what, let me put it nicely. Get me the hell out of here!"
Hammond: "If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at." O'Neill throws a pillow at the camera.