Favorite SG1 Quotes

[morrismike]

Carter: "I thought the Nox were pacifists."
Lya: "I only hid the weapon. I did not fire it."
Carter: "Ah. Pretty fine line you didn't cross."
Lya: "Yes, it is."

[morrismike]

Daniel: "Wow, this coffee's...great."
Carter: "I was just thinking that."
O'Neill: "Yeah, is that cinnamon?"
Daniel: "It's some kind of...it's chicory."
O'Neill: "Chicory." Teal'c picks up the pot of coffee and drinks the whole thing.
Carter: "Teal'c?"
Teal'c: "Ah."
O'Neill: "Isn't that hot?"
Teal'c: "Extremely."

[morrismike]

O'Neill: "So, Lara, when's the big show start?"
Lara: "Soon. Be patient."
O'Neill: "Oh, I'm patient. I'm nothing if not patient. When's it start?"
Lara: "Is he always like this?"
Teal'c: "Quite frequently."

[morrismike]

O'Neill: "Well, there're a lot of things we could help you out with. Medicine, technology, education. We'd become friends."
Lara: "We're already friends."
O'Neill: "Closer friends."
Lara: "My mother taught me to be wary of men wishing to become closer friends."
O'Neill: "Well, if you'd like, I'll negotiate this treaty with your mother. That way there'd be no conflict of interest."

[morrismike]

Lara: "Do you remember when I told you there was something you could do for me? I want you to give me a child."
O'Neill: "A child."
Lara: "I wanted to be patient, I wanted to wait until you had let go of the life you left behind, until you knew that you belonged with us. Tonight...I see it in your eyes."
O'Neill: "Lara...you should know a part of me is never going to let go of what I left behind."
Lara: "That's not the part I want."

[morrismike]

O'Neill, motioning to Daniel that they need to talk. "Um, Daniel...?"
Daniel: "Mmm."
O'Neill: "That stuff I was talkin' about at my house? Um, the place was bugged, I had to keep up the act."
Daniel: "I...I...I understand."
O'Neill: "Obviously the whole friendship thing, the foundation, it's all solid...."
Daniel: "Obviously. You don't...you don't...."
O'Neill: "I feel kind of.... I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That...that means something."
Daniel: "Ah...actually, no, it doesn't."
O'Neill: "No?"
Daniel: "Um...we, ah, we drew straws. I lost."

[morrismike]

Rothman: "Teleportation device? I...what do you think?"
Siler: "I think you're going to get fired."

[morrismike]

O'Neill: "Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me with all this advanced intergalactic technology, this ship can't withstand a little heat?"
Thor: "In order to reflect the sub-phase field of the phase generator...."
O'Neill: "So...no."
Thor: "Yes."

[morrismike]

O'Neill: "Somethin' I can do for you?"
Hamner: "You want to tell me what's going on?"
O'Neill: "Didn't you say you knew more than I do?"
Hamner: "Apparently not. I just got off the phone with the President."
O'Neill: "Of the United States of America? Sweet! How's he doing?"
Hamner: "He seems to have a thing for you."
O'Neill: "Yeah, well, you know..."
Hamner: "In fact, I am to issue you an emergency special agent credential. He's put you in charge of this operation."
O'Neill: "Excellent. My first order of business--get me one of those cool jackets. Extra large. Double XL if you've got it."

[morrismike]

Daniel: "And how do we know we can trust you?"
Arris: "My word is good on over 2,000 planets."
O'Neill: "There are billions."
Teal'c: "It would appear we have no choice."
Arris: "Yes. Choiceless. I mean, guys, come on! What's the big deal? It's a Goa'uld. I hate Goa'uld, you hate them, everybody hates Goa'ulds!"
O'Neill: "Yeah, okay, we'll do it."
Arris: "Good. You and you come with me, you two stay here."
O'Neill: "Oh, no, wait a minute...."
Arris: "Uh uh. Uh uh uh."
O'Neill: "Choiceless?"
Arris: "You see, that's why I like you. You're quick. Let's go."

[Martina Magnus]

Great quotes morrismike

[LtColCarter]

Good quotes morrismike

[stargatetravler]

Vala Mal Doran: [Speaking with a Goa'uld voice] We want to stop these people from falling victim to the Priors. That's what I'm going to do.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: This is not what I had in mind.
Vala Mal Doran: What your mind may or may not be able to imagine is really none of my concern. Now kindly get out of your god's face.

I love these two! :-D

[Lunaeclipse]

Sam: "The UAV shows the nearest of the surrounding towns to be three clicks in that direction. Evidence of a substantial population, lots of cultivated fields."

Daniel: "Farmers?"

Jack: "Farmers with staff weapons."

(Beast Of Burden)

[Lunaeclipse]

Burrock: "His head is not right. Even for a beast.

Jack: "Maybe he's just pissed because you keep torturing him..."

(Beast Of Burden)