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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post...only as long as the main characters continue to draw ratings. Once their ratings fall or their contracts expire, the laws of physics and improbablity are all out the window...anything can happen.Originally posted by aretood2Jelgate is right
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Originally posted by chyron View Post...only as long as the main characters continue to draw ratings. Once their ratings fall or their contracts expire, the laws of physics and improbablity are all out the window...anything can happen.
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Originally posted by FenRiR Ragnarok Warlord View PostThen the goose is well and proper cooked, All fans become 3 fries short of a happy meal,chaos and entrapy reigns..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post...but if the goose is seasoned with cilantro, does that mean that it'll work for the gander as well.
Or it is a neon gander born from the artificial wormholes of the pegasus galaxy stargate network...Last edited by Guest; 08 December 2007, 02:58 PM.
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Originally posted by FenRiR Ragnarok Warlord View PostIndeed, provided the gander is about to undergo a sex change...
Or it is a neon gander born from the artificial wormholes of the pegasus galaxy stargate network..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by jelgate View PostNo there equal yet opposite forces will cause them to cancel each other out leaving a Republician to the White HouseIf Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.- Abba Eban.
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Originally posted by Womble View PostSuch an outcome is impossible, as it would contradict the postconstructive subdialectic material theory of neocapitalist situationism."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostI just gave green to Leous who started this thread since its so entertaining. I'm concerned though as to wether or not that's going to adversely impact the future production of wheat in Kansas and thereby decrease the abilty of the wheat fields to protect Omaha from tornados. My apologizes to any of you with family in Omaha that might die because of the rep point. Especially to those with family members sucked in to the O.Z. by the tornadoes.
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It will have no effect on Kansas. Adding rep points only affects the ionization in the atomsphere. It might however increases solar activity in the sun causing an increase in solar radiation causing the Asian/Pacfic side on the world to heat up which in return will cause to Earth to implode inless we sacrifice a person into the sun thus stablinzing the reactionOriginally posted by aretood2Jelgate is right
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Originally posted by FenRiR Ragnarok Warlord View Postwell if it does affect the wheat the people of Kansas will have to journey to the far away land of Oz, find the Wizard and attain his council on the matter...Originally posted by jelgate View PostIt will have no effect on Kansas. Adding rep points only affects the ionization in the atomsphere. It might however increases solar activity in the sun causing an increase in solar radiation causing the Asian/Pacfic side on the world to heat up which in return will cause to Earth to implode inless we sacrifice a person into the sun thus stablinzing the reaction
2) We don't have to send someone into the sun, a tachyon burst from the deflector should work as long as there's approximately 10 milltons of enriched neutronium embedded in the beam."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post2) We don't have to send someone into the sun, a tachyon burst from the deflector should work as long as there's approximately 10 milltons of enriched neutronium embedded in the beam.
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Originally posted by FenRiR Ragnarok Warlord View PostMckay's cat is either Bengal or a breed just like it... Stripes etc.
McKay's cat looks more like a basic tabby cat, a mongrel.
Originally posted by chyron View Post...i'm thinking we should ask to move this to the Fun and Games forum, I mean afterall we've pretty much pointed out the person errancy and now its becoming entertaining either debauching whoever claims to be an expert or for the opportunity to make outlandish statements...such as..sigpic
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