Landy: Atlantis, I have some troubling news. The Wiggles have taken over the world. You're new uniforms are arriving now, along with the new international anthem. Ready? Toot toot chugga chugga big red car...
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Weren't you paying attention? The Doodle-Bops slaughtered the Wiggles in a vicious power-struggle. The SGC, wisely, remained neutral and then recruited the Doodle-Bops to travel to Atlantis to defend it against the Wraith. (Look up a couple of posts in this thread)Originally posted by Lauriel View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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*gate opens*
Walter: Atlantis the is earth and we have just found out that there is a bomb on atlantis and you will die as soon as the gate disconects. Have a good day.
*Gate closes*
On atlantis
Weir/shep/everyone: Oh... crap
On earth
walter: maybe we shouldn't have shut down the gate sir
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Walter: Atlantis, I regret to inform you that General Landry and Col. Mitchell are lost in the woods, Teal'c has been captured by Ba'al, Daniel is in England doing research on Aurthurian legends, and with Col. Carter on board the Deadalus, which is heading you're way, that leaves Vala in charge.
Weir: We're are true sorry to hear that. Good luck and try to keep here away from the self destruct!
*gate shuts down*
Walter: Vala, what are you doing??
Vala: -fiddling around with a computer- Nothing... *self-destruct arms*
Walter: oh crap....I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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*bows*Originally posted by Lilith View Post
I have been outdone by someone much greater. I cant compete
Ronan: You know i think i used the wrong hair soap. *looks in the mirror hair is nice and neat*
*Shep walks in*
Shep: WHY IS MY HAIR ALL FRIZY I COULDNT FIND MY HAIR SOAP
*rodney walks in to see the two of them and breaks out laughing*
shep ronan: kill him
ronan shep: yep
*both shoot rondey*Last edited by Planetary_Alliance; 23 November 2006, 12:03 PM.
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Landry:Oh and please advise Colonel Sheppherd that Playgirl turned him down for an interview
Dr. Weir: I'll have Carson give him something before I tell him..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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landry: dr wier i regret to inform you the test results have come back
wier: and?
landry: it is rodneys babysigpic
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Weir (yelling): RODNEY! Have you been playing with your micro-transporter beam again?!Originally posted by susanne View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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wier: also we have had an enourmous pregnancy boom
landry: let me guess, shepperd got at the viagra again...sigpic
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Landry: Oh and could you let Rodney know that the oversight & design committee has authorized his request to put a boday on the Daedelus, but there's a catch...we'll have to rip out either the shields or the ring transporter - Could you ask him which one he'd prefer to do without?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Atlantis dials Earth, there's a pause before they respond....
Hi! My name's Ferris...Ferris Beuller...everybody seems a bit...preoccuppied at the moment...Would you like to chat?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Originally posted by chyron View Post
that's classic!
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Landry: ...we also have great news in the war against the Ori, they've agreed to end all hostilities provided that we meet them in Kitchen Stadium* and determine the fate of our galaxy by means of a cook-off.
Sheppherd: That is good news
Landry: Not entirely...the oversight committee has determined that Dr. Weir and Carter are going to cook on behalf of us
Sheppherd: So when are you evacuating to Atlantis...
Landry: The Daedelus launches within the hour....
(*As in Iron Chef - google it)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Dr. Weir: Ok people we have a problem
random person: and that is?
Dr. Weir: AT-1 went to a planet with new technology and the technology made shepard ugly.
*All the girls on atlantis scream and cry*
random person: opps my bad my hand was on the city wide radio.
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