The Falcons won the Superbowl.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
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Sheppard: Could we have a new arrogant, ecentric, astro-physisist? McKay fried his brains trying to solve an Ancient crossword puzzle....I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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...oh and Dr. Weir, please let Colonel Sheppherd know that we have an answer to his question
Weir: His question?
SGC Doctor: Yes, its of a personal matter so I'm not comfortable stating it...just let him know that turning gray is perfectly normal for a human male as he ages and that for some men the head and chest hair isn't the first to change color"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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I'm almost afraid to ask this, but does this joke have to do with Shep being Kirk?Originally posted by chyron View Post
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oh course it does! it always does.....Originally posted by Sam fisher View Post
McKay: Um... I accidentally blew a whole in the Deadalus and we need a few spare parts....I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Well...no...but it does fit doesn't it.Originally posted by Sam fisher View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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My bad, I meant does this joke have anything to do with a certain body part that only men have? Because if it does, I so did not need that image in my head.Originally posted by chyron View Post
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Weir: General Landry, can you ask Daniel if he's heard the myth about the twelve colonies? We have a ship here called the Resurrection ship, and a woman named 6 wants directions to the thirteenth colony Earth.Comment
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No, it is not a reference to a body part and it applies equally to all men and women regardless of race or ethnicitity.Originally posted by Sam fisher View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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basically it depends on how twisted your mind is...I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Todays Menu:
Pasta Bake
Pasta
Pasta - Baked
Baked Pasta
Tomorrows Menu:
Pasta Bake Suprise
Blackened Leftovers*
Pasta Bake
WARNING, MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF EDIBLE FOOD.When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...
MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
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wier:earth this is wier, did you get that shipment of hair gel and hair spray yet?
earth: were working on it....
wier: well in your own time but can you sed over some spare parts too? shepperd and ronon just destroyed the gateroom looking for some....sigpic
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Carson Beckett has just announced that his real name is actually Micheal McGoldrick, Wier has called for an immediate evacuation to earth before he wakes up.
(I have nothing against bagpipes, but im the only person who i know who thinks that)When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...
MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
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A Beautiful Woman Appears on Screen
Sheppherd:Oh...
She speaks in a mechanical/computer/artifical voice: "We are the FemBots of Aldeberon, and have taken control of this planet..."
Sheppherd:Oh...
The FemBot: "We have tracked our exiled Queen to this planet in order to bring her to justice for horrible crimes against all FemBots"
Sheppherd:Oh...
The FemBot:"We have determined that she has escaped to Atlantis under the guise of Dr. Elizabeth Weir..."
Sheppherd:You know I thought something just didn't feel right about her..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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