Things they wouldn't want to hear during Atlantis' weekly update.

[sillyscipia]

Woolsey: The IOA in conjunction with the UN has banned coffee

...and caffienne pills.

Weir: Due to this insane decision, we've decided that the IOA is a bunch of morons that we plan to *accidentally* knock off one of the balconies next time they visit.

Oh, wait... That's a good thing...

[Specter177]

Databurst: T.S. Elliot [( wormhole disengages )]
Walter: Who was that Sir?
Landry: He didn't say.
Walter: What did he say?
Landry: T.S. Elliot.
Walter: Who's T.S. Elliot?
Landry: I don't know. Dial Atlantis...... [( sent as databurst )] T.S Elliot [( wormhole disengages )]
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Weir: T.S. Elliot? Who the hell is T.S. Elliot? Dial Earth..... [( sent as databurst )] T.S. Elliot. [( wormhole disengages )]

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kudos and green to whoever gets the ref

Ha, Catch-22, right?

[JJSNgadget]

"Soylent Green Is Genii!"

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

"Everybody mambo!"

[Pharaoh Atem]

this is mckay today is warm and breezing and if you look to the west we are now in puddle jumper distance from Hawaii.

Sheppard: rodney what are you doing??

what?? we're on earth and i've always wanted to be a weather man

Sheppard "facepalm"