Stargate SG-1 RPG

[gatebuster64]

C

Fifth is touched by your memories of jello and stops torturing you but sells you as a slave to Aris Boch. Do you:

A. live the rest of your life as a slave
B. have the entire Lucian Alliance rescue you
C. offer him tritonin

[Chelle DB]

Tempting as A might seem I think I'll go with...C.

You give Aris the medicine he needs and he in turn helps you by telling you the secret location of a new super weapon designed to destroy all Priors! You race to the secret location but find it heavily guarded by Priors.
You decide the best course of action is to:

A. Get reinforcements from Earth
B. Enlist the help of the Asgard and all Earths allies
C. Give up cos you're too darn tired to fight today
D. Go in with guns blazin and hope you can get to the weapon
E. Ask the Asgard to beam the weapon up into a waiting ship and tail it back to Earth leaving the Prior sitting there scratching their heads!!

[gatebuster64]

E

too late you realize that the weapons were a decoy and were in fact a naquadriah enhanced fusion bomb so powerful that beaming it away would be pointless. five seconds are left until detonation. Do you:

A. do nothing and hope Oma will ascend you
B. search for a time dilation device
C. find a way to convince the priors to stop the bomb in less than five seconds

[Chelle DB]

B.

You find a time dilation device and it buys you the time needed to deactivate the bomb. You also manage to find a way to re set it and send it back to the Prior. When leaving the the scene of carnage left behind by the bomb you come across a ship adrift in space. There are 2 life signs on board.
Do you:

A. Board the ship and check it out
B. Leave the ship and continue home
C. Blow the ship to smithereens cos you think it might be fifth and replicarter!!

[gatebuster64]

A.

on the ship is two priors guarding the bomb that you sent them. they are heading home to use tollan phase-shifting to send it through Earth's stargate. Do you:

A. flie away thinking it's not your problem
B. get the Lucian Aliance to intercept the ship
C. bribe the priors with jello

[TheGreatLordGeorge]

B.
You contact the alliance who happens to retrieve the bomb somehow but they then decide to use against earth trhemselves. Do you.

A. Let them
B. Steal it
C. Kill their leader and assume command of the ship.

[gatebuster64]

A

after all this work you decide you need another vacation. Do you:

A. go to P3X-888
B. go to Chulak
C. go to Atlantis
D. go to Chimeria

[Chelle DB]

C.

You get to Atlantis but the Wraith and the Genii are so annoying you head back to Earth. When you get back home you are so exhausted you are told to go away for 3 days and return refreshed.
Where do you go...on Earth that is?

A. Minnesota (sorry...is that the way you spell it?)
B. Washington DC
C. New Zealand
D. Australia (very nice place too!!!)
E. England
F. Scotland
G. Ireland
H. Holland

[Lokii]

D. Heard the people were nice down there

A Genii operative follows you and decides to set up shop in Australia
do you:

A) Hunt him down and capture him?
B) inform the locals that he is there to steal all the fosters in the country
c) inform the aboridginees that he is there to steal there lands
d) Invite him over for cake and blue jello
e) Ignore him and party

[Chelle DB]

E. Do the Aussie thing and ignore him and PARTY!!!!

You have a huge BBQ (barbie...barbeque!!) and invite the whole neighbourhood. The Genii turns up and you zat him and lock him in the shed.
Do you:

A. Call the SGC and tell them you have the Genii
B. Stock up the beer fridge
C. Throw some more snags on the barbie and keep the party going

[Lokii]

C

The party goes on for hours and the Genii starts to whine about food and drink

Do you:

a) Ignore him and turn up the music
b) Encourage the partiers to moon him
c) Tell him to shut up our you'll feed him to the wraith
d) throw him a beer and rack of ribs

[gatebuster64]

C

the Genii activates a beacon that atracts the Wraith. Do you:

A. keep partying
B. send the Genii to Russia
C. let the Lucian Alliance deal with it
D. tell the Ori to come to Earth and maybe they'll bump into the Wraith

[Chelle DB]

A.
You keep partying until the Wraith knock on the door. You invite them in and show them how much fun they can have at an aussie BBQ. The Wraith love it but are getting hungry and aggitated.
Do you:

A. Feed them sausages and steak fresh from the grill
B. Feed them the Genii
C. Have Thor beam them and the Genii back to Atlantis

[gatebuster64]

C

the party is running low on BBQ. Do you:

A. have Thor get more
B. import more BBQ from America
C. use blue jello as a substitute

[Chelle DB]

A, B, & C!!!

You get the party into full swing again after Thor beams in some good ole USA BBQ meat and sauces and the jelly/jello is a big hit. But all good things must eventually come to an end. A call from General Hammond has all SGC personel heading back to Colorado Springs. As you land back in Colorado, you are briefly briefed on the situation at hand. It would seem that Apophis is alive and well and causing problems in the universe.
Your mission is to:

A. Capture Apophis and bring him back to the SGC for experimentation
B. Kill the vile one once and for all
C. Lure him back to the SGC by inviting him to a jelly/jello wrestling show