Stargate SG-1 RPG

[Chelle DB]

A.

You watch how quickly the bugs have learnt how to tap dance and realise how good they are at it. Do you:

A. Open a dance academy for the bugs
B. Take them on tour around the galaxy
C. Sell them to the circus

[Kindhoney]

B.

As business picks up you recruit other bugs until you may have all of them in one spot, you:

A. You continue with business as normal.
B. You pick a new planet for them to inhabit (with no other beings), luring them into a false sense of security and blow them to smithereens.
C. You do plan A., but all good things must come to an end and you proceed with plan B.

[Jumper One]

C.

After blowing them all up, you become hungry.

Do you...

A. Break out your emergency supply of Jello
B. Fly around in space intill you find the nearest fast food joint
C. Eat a replicater block.

[gatebuster64]

B

too late you realize that the joint is full of members of the Lucian Alliance and they hate you because you're a member of SGC. Do you:

A. offer them Daniel and Valla in exchange for your life
B. try to escape the joint but get zatted
C. offer them blue jello
D. make an excuse why you're wearing an SGC uniform

[Chelle DB]

C.

You give them a sample of your blue jello/jelly and they:

A. Love it so much they want to trade peacefully with Earth
B. Hate it so much they want to exterminate every human in existence
C. Have a severe allergic reaction to it and all die
D. Have a severe allergic reaction to it and forget who they are

[Jumper One]

D.

You realize that you can convince them that you are whomever you want.

Do you...

A. Convince them that you are their god.
B. Convince them that you are Indiana Jones.
C. Convince them that you are (Insert Name Here).
D. Run away before they realize whats going on.

[gatebuster64]

A

you have the entire Lucian Alliance at your command. Do you:

A. wage war against the Ori
B. make them tap dance
C. make them kill each other
D. think of something better while eating jello

[Linkinparkgundam]

B

While you have the entire Lucian Alliance tap dancing, one of the Ori ships comes out of nowhere and starts shooting at you. Do you:

A) Start shooting in the hopes you can get away and fight (or in this case dance) another day.
B) Offer them some Blue Jello and Lemon Chicken.
C) Use some kind of Ninja Mind Trick to make them think that they are really furry teddy bears that are bent on total universe domination because they are in denial, cause they are not snuggly soft like Snuggles said they would be after getting washed.
D) Keep on Tap Dancing in the hope that they will get bored and go away and bother someone else.

[Chelle DB]

B.

You offer them blue jello/jelly which they do not like and then offer them the lemon chicken which they absolutely love. You tell them:

A. They can have the recipe only if they agree to never bother you again
B. They can have the recipe only if they agree to trade one of their secret recipes back with you
C. They can't have the recipe coz it's got secret herbs and spices and they can't be revealed but you will make lemon chicken for them once a week if they bring the dessert!!

[Linkinparkgundam]

B

You give them the secret recipe for the lemon chicken and in return they give you their recipe for Kettle Corn.... 0.o WTF?? You give the recipe back and you tell them that you something that would be revolutionary. They:

A) Give you the recipe for a great Pineapple and Peach upside down cake
B) Say that you will take the recipe for the Kettle Corn and love it.
C) They offer to sent a chief with you that can cook anything.
D) Offer Vala.....

[gatebuster64]

C

you accept their offer and deploy him to SGC's commissarary. A few days later you realize that the cook has poisoned his food and several people fall ill. Do you:

A. not care because you have the Lucian's as slaves
C. kill the cook
D. join in on the cook's evil plan
E. eat his poisoned food
F. do choice B

[Chelle DB]

B. Coz there's always a plan B...it comes right after plan A...remember??

There are no casualties as a result of the poisoned food but you decide that the best course of action is to give the chef a taste of his own medicine and poison him with a near lethal dose of Tretonin. He survives but has an unusual reaction to the Tretonin...he mutates into a baby.
Do you:

A. Allow him to be adopted out to an SGC family
B. Send him through the gate to the Nox
C. Hand him over to the NID

[gatebuster64]

C

the NID are content and have no need to take control of the SGC, however you realize that Sam is still with Fifth. Do you:

A. not care
B. recue her with the help of the Lucian alliance
C. ask for invitations for their forced wedding

[Linkinparkgundam]

C

You asked for invites for Sam and Fifths wedding, but then you find out that Jack and Pete (by themselves, no cooperation of the other) are planning to crash the wedding and save Sam. You:

A) Ask if you can help Jack and whatshisface with the Rescue of Sam.
B) Ask Jack after you rescue Sam if you can kill Pete cause he tried to save Sam and failed Miserably.
C) Tell Fifth that Pete and Rodney are going to rescue Sam... and walk away.
D) Get the Wedding Invites, but you don't care, you are a God to a bunch of Tap Dancin' fools. But you have something up your sleeve....

[Chelle DB]

A.

You and Jack successfully save Sam from Fifth's clutches by druggin Pete and forcing him to impersonate Sam. Fifth marries Pete and they go to Netu for their honeymoon. You decide the least you could do for the happless couple is to send a wedding gift. You, Jack and Sam pitch in and get the newlyweds:


A. An airconditioner coz now thy're stuck on Netu forever
B. A years membership to Club Med
C. A jar of chocolate body paint (coz that's all you would spend on them!!)