Stargate SG-1 RPG

[gatebuster64]

A

NOW THAT EVERYTHING is fine you decide to take some R&R only to discover that aliens are coming to attack Earth. Are they:

A. the goa'uld
B. the replicaters
C. the Ori
D. the Daleks

[Chelle DB]

A.

The Goa'uld are coming!! Sam has developed a new drug that will kill the symbiotes but leave the host in tact. The only problem is that it needs to be tested first.
Do you:

A. Volunteer to be a host to a Goa'uld so they can test it on you
B. Get Anise and test it on her
C. Get General Bauer snaked and test it on him
d. Don't test it and cross your fingers that it'll work

[RZN]

C

You find out that General Bauer is living in Hawaii. How do you travel there:

A. Have the Prometheus beam you.
B. Fly first class.
C. Row.

[gatebuster64]

A

too you late you realize that the goa'uld have already infiltrated the Promethius and you are beamed to a holding cell aboard the Promethius. Do you:

A. scream and panic
B. panic and scream
C. wait for an overthetop, over dressed, charismatic, goa'uld to come in to gloat about his achievement

[TheGreatLordGeorge]

C.
When he does you make fun of his clothing does he

A. Begin to cry
B. Kill you, and sarcophagus you
c. walk away

[gatebuster64]

A

when you do he reveals his identity. His he:

A. Anubis
B. Ba'al
C. Mr. Burns

[TheGreatLordGeorge]

A&C

The Gould is Baal but has inahabited burns body to heal him. He is out to find his nemisis Homer simpson do you

A. help him
B.Lie,
C.Fight him, risking the fact he might release the hounds

[Linkinparkgundam]

B

You lie to him saying the Jack O'Neill is really Homer is disguise. Now he wants to know where does Jack live. You say:

A)With Pete and Fifth in that sweet little planet, in a galaxy, far, far away. And you point in some random direction.
B)With ya mama in that broke-down getto box she calls a home. Thinking to yourself "Oh, how getto are you."
C) In Sam' sock drawer.
D)In his pants....
E) On that sweet planet where pirates and ninjas fight all the time.GO NINJAS!!!

[Chelle DB]

A.

The Baal/Burns dude goes off to find Jack/Homer in a galaxy far far away. This has left Earth in peace with no enemy threatening it. It is a perfect time to go on hoilday with a few mates. You decide to ask SG1 and 3 of your non SGC friends to join you on your holiday. You all agrre to go to:

A. Hawaii
B. Antartica
C. Vancouver
D. Argos
E. Edorra
F. Chulack

[gatebuster64]

F

on Chulak a group of Jaffa have inadvertantly consumed a hallucinogen indigidous in the leaves and now they're attacking you. Do you:

A. move your vacation to Dakara
B. fight back
C. ignore them

[RZN]

C.

the Jaffa are quite suddenly eaten by a bunch of giant aardvarks, who then turn their atention to you. To drive them away you:

A. Quote the book of origin
B. Play a Mozart string quartet.
C. Spray them with insect repellant.

[gatebuster64]

A

which qoute do you choose

A. "And those who are prideful and refuse to bow down shall be made into dust"
B. "Origin is the true path to enlightenment and those who stray from the path are wicked"
C. "Hallowed are the Ori"

[Chelle DB]

C. "Hallowed are the Ori"

Congrats on 200 posts gb!!

The aardvarks have no idea what you're saying so you start singing them a nursery rhyme. They fall asleep to the sounds of:

A. Lullaby and goodnght
B. Hush little aardvark don't say a word
C. Rock a bye aardvark
D. Twinkle Twinkle little aardvark

[gatebuster64]

B.

your vacation is interrupted by the arrival of Fifth. he jams his hand into your head and makes you relive your most painful events in your life as punishment for taking away Sam. Are you seeing:

A. when your girlfriend dumped you
B. when your friend got killed on P3X-888
C. when the commisarary ran out of blue jello

[Chelle DB]

C.

Re-living the memory of when the comissary ran out of blue jello/jelly is very painful but you get through it by remembering:

A. Your first kiss
B. The first time you went through the stargate
C. The comissary stocking up with blue jelly/jello in time for your birthday!!