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    B

    that competitors was an irate alien whose species was

    A. slaveen
    B. replicator/Asuran
    C. cylon
    D. borg

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      B

      You got a hopping mad Replicator and it's friends coming after you, do you...

      A. Run
      B. Grab a P-90 or closest firearm
      C. Find an anti-replicator weapon
      D. Attempt to save the Jell-O you threw

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        D

        the replicators kill you, what happens next is:

        A. you ascend
        B. you get forced against your will to live forever as a grim reaper
        C. your mind is downloaded to a replicator computer and is forced to undergo psycological torture
        D. you just stay dead and our thread now must continue with a different person
        E. something else thats just a whole lot crazier

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          A

          The Ancients don't like you so they descend you. Where do you descend?

          A. Landry's office
          B. Goa'uld Ha'tak
          C. On the streets of Earth
          D. Your room
          Last edited by broken-heart; 05 October 2006, 06:57 PM.

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            C

            you're arrested for public nudity, do you

            A. get out of jail a day later and get a job at a waffle house
            B. try to break free
            C. tell the cops that you're the Messiah

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              A

              You try and make some waffles but they taste disgusting. You...

              A. You sneak away to McDonald's to be the one that cleans the toilets.
              B. Try and remember who you are.
              C. Keep making disgusting waffles.

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                C

                you get beat up by an angry mob do they

                A. tie you up and drown you
                B. kidnap you and torture you for the rest of your life
                C. hand you over to the Trust

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                  C

                  The Trust ask who you are, you say you are:

                  A. Part of the SGC
                  B. Crewmember of the Odyssey
                  C. A fast food junkie
                  D. A hobo

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                    D.

                    the trust doesn't beleive you so they

                    A. use the Ancient Chinese water torture on you
                    B. use a goa'uld memory recollection device on you
                    C. force you to watch tele-tubies until you become permantly emotionaly scarred

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                      C.

                      After enduring 10 hours of 'tubbie-custard' you lose the plot and go on to tell them about SG-1, Atlantis and the secret recipe of blue jelly/jello. Do they:

                      A. Make you a honorary member.
                      B. Lock you up.
                      C. Feed you to their secret stash of replicators.

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                        C.

                        the replicators instead prefer to eat the Trust's base of operations, they are now free and will conquer the planet as well as bring the Asurans here, do you:

                        A. think, all well, not my problem
                        B. become a loyal replicator worshipper
                        C. eat blue jello

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                          A.

                          Aww well, it's not my problem. I've got worse bugs in my computer system. Oh wait, the Asurans...right. Do you:

                          A. Put a signs up in space saying that Earth is Mars and vice versa.
                          B. Dress yourselves up as Wraith to scare the Asurans.
                          C. Put the teletubbies on telly continuously to scare the Asurans.

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                            C

                            the plan backfires, the Asurans are immitating the tellitubies in order to braindamage our society, do you

                            A. surrender
                            B. lock yourself in a closet
                            C. call in the cylons

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                              A.

                              You join them and they dress you as Po the red one. Do you...

                              A.turn the TV in your stomach on and watch cartoons
                              B.grab a gun and start a killing spree
                              C. infiltrate into the upper ranks of teletubbies
                              "The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin

                              I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.

                              When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.

                              Have a stupid good day.

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                                b

                                everything that happened was a hallucination caused by being a prisoner of the asurans, do you

                                a. commit suicide
                                b. attempt to escape but get killed
                                c. get tricked into giving away all of earth's secrets and get killed

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