Stargate SG-1 RPG

[Oranos]

A.

The Ori allow you to become one of their warriors...

Do you...

A. Try to convince them to make you an ascended being.
B. Go to war against Earth.
C. Abduct Carter and bring her to the Ori.

[Chelle DB]

C.

As a spy amongst the Ori warriors, you have abducted Carter in the hopes that the two of you can sabotage any plans the Ori have in attacking Earth.

Together you both:

A. Set enough C4 to blast the Ori back to the begining of time!

B. Convince the Ori that you are loyal to their cause and give them the address to the planet with the black hole - like they did to the Aschen!!

C. Decide that the task is too great and retreat back to Earth for reinforcements

[Oranos]

B.

The Ori begin dialing the black hole planet but keep both you and Carter there as a safety precaution...

Do you...

A. Tell the Ori to stop dialing.
B. Grab Carter and kiss her.
C. Start telling the guy doing the dialing a joke in an attempt to distract him.

[Jumper One]

C.

Unfortunatly, he's heard the joke before, and doesn't listen.

Do you...
A. Tell him a different joke.
B. Throw a rock at him.
C. Allow him to keep dialing.

[Oranos]

B.

The rock misses and the guy is almost finished dialing...

Do you...

A. Babble incoherently about your impending doom.
B. Wonder how much longer it will take Carter to figure out a plan that will save your lives.
C. Start praying there will be an incoming wormhole in the next couple of seconds.

[Jumper One]

C.

Miraculously, a wormhole establishes right before the prior finishes dialing.

Do you...

A. Take cover.
B. Push him in.
C. Run away.

[gatebuster64]

A

However replicaters, both spiders and humanoids, begin pouring pouring through the gate. Among them is Fifth who kidnaps Sam. Do you:

A. run for your life and leave Sam to Fifth
B. run after Fifth through the stargate
C. plant 50 pounds of C-4 next to the gate and detonate it

[Jumper One]

B.

You end up on a planet made entirley of replicator block and no sign of Fifth.

Do you...
A. Turn around and go back to Earth.
B. Pick a random direction and go that way looking for Sam and Fifth.
C. Sit by the gate and wait for something to happen.

[Naonak]

Do you...
A. Tell the Ori to stop dialing.
B. Grab Carter and kiss her.
C. Start telling the guy doing the dialing a joke in an attempt to distract him.

C.
Unfortunatly, he's heard the joke before, and doesn't listen.

How could you not choose B?!?!

Anyway...

You end up on a planet made entirley of replicator block and no sign of Fifth.
Do you...
A. Turn around and go back to Earth.
B. Pick a random direction and go that way looking for Sam and Fifth.
C. Sit by the gate and wait for something to happen.

B.

After three days of walking, you find an Al'kesh, and spot two people in the distance.
Do you:

A) Go after them in the Al'kesh
B) Give up and gate back to Earth
C) Take the Al'kesh and fly around for a bit

[Jumper One]

How could you not choose B?!?!

Actually, I did originally pick that one, but I couldn't think up any choices for after that.


A.
You apporach the two people, but can't tell who they are.

Do you...

A. Shoot them anyway.
B. Land and see who they are.
C. Turn around and go home.

[gatebuster64]

B

however you faint because of lack of food and crash the ship onto the two strangers. When you awake do you:

A. find out who you just killed
B. grow so hungry that you eat the Al'kesh (don't ask me how)
C. go find Sam and Fifth

[Oranos]

C.

Not long into the search you discover that a small swarm of Replicators is following you...

Do you...

A. Throw a grenade at the swarm.
B. Ignore them.
C. Break out in a sprint in an attempt to lose them.

[gatebuster64]

A

billions of replicaters surround you. Do you:

A. play fetch with them with a piece of metal
B. play dead
C. surrender and hope they take you to Fifth
D. offer them blue jello
E. offer them green jello

[Oranos]

A.

They quickly devour it and turn their attention back to you...

Do you...

A. Dive at one of the bugs.
B. Grab a piece of white cloth and start waving it around.
C. Point in any direction and hope the bugs head that way.

[gatebuster64]

B
since the replicaters have no idea what that means they bow down to you thinking you're the replicater Sixth. Do you:

A. make the bugs tap-dance
B. tell the bugs to go to sleep
C. run before the bugs figure out you're not Sixth
D. become impressed that someone thought your were handsome enough for someone to make a repicater in your image