things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[penguininablender]

McKay: Let me put it this way: NO-ONE is getting their underwear back until the lemon jokes stop, got it?

seeing as I don't wear any in the first place...can I keep telling them?

[Syera]

McKay (Cont.): Oh, and Ronon, I've confiscated your leather pants, so I suggest you shut your hole as well.

[penguininablender]

McKay (Cont.): Oh, and Ronon, I've confiscated your leather pants, so I suggest you shut your hole as well.

lol
I see no problem with them gone
me neither...more lemon jokes Ronon

[Elles]

Sheppard: Dr. McKay, please report to the armoury, Dr. McKay to the armoury.
**Five Minutes later**
*explosion is heard*
McKay:AHHHHHHHHH!

[Syera]

"This is Major Sheppard. The next supposed SF who acts like a pansy out there on the field again gets his underwear run up the nearest pylon... is that clear?"

[penguininablender]

"This is Major Sheppard. The next supposed SF who acts like a pansy out there on the field again gets his underwear run up the nearest pylon... is that clear?"

and if that doesnt work...I have a very angry, pantsless Ronon here who would love nothing better than to shoot something right now
:

[OutThere]

McKay: Okay, I'm now taking bids on Ronon's leather pants. Do I hear five dollars? Five dollars, anyone?

Sheppard: U.S., or Canadian?

[2ndgenerationalteran]

Wier: dress code has been changed to bachelor parties night!
rodney: *looks around* oh, sweet lord *faints*

[BruTak]

"Until everyone's clothing is washed again, we'll have to wear our bedsheets as togas."

Hey everybody! TOGA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adria]

attention everyone this is weir (she goes on and on on
suddenly you hear ronons guns power up ronon what are you doing he blast her

Ronon - someone had to shut her up

[Pharaoh Atem]

attention everyone this is weir (she goes on and on on
suddenly you hear ronons guns power up ronon what are you doing he blast her

Ronon - someone had to shut her up

Buhahahahahahahahahaha

[BruTak]

Would the owner of the Puddle Jumper registration "BADASS1" please move it from Dr. Weir's parking place...

[Syera]

Something I wouldn't want to hear over Atlantis's intercom: Rodney reciting any of Tripper's (Bill Murray) announcement dialogue from Meatballs. That'd be too odd.

On second thought, that could be kind of fun.

[Elles]

Zelenka: Oh my God! The deep space censors have detected Barney heading strait for us!

[dancer_4_daniel]

Major Sheppard, please report to the jumper bay...your 75 crates of hair gel have arrived from the Dedealus...