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    Attention all personnel - the source of the high pitched whining noise you've been complaining about has now been discovered. Dr. McKay accidentally shot himself in the groin with a Wraith stun-gun.
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    Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
    To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

    Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
    And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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      Originally posted by BruTak
      Attention all personnel - the source of the high pitched whining noise you've been complaining about has now been discovered. Dr. McKay accidentally shot himself in the groin with a Wraith stun-gun.
      lol
      I'm sorry, RONAN shot him in the groin...that is all, back to work people

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      Originally posted by penguininablender
      hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
      Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
      OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

      - RSF

      http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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        Attention all personnel - Dr. Beckett's supply of Irn Bru has just run out. A short memorial service will be held at 1900hrs in the messhall.
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        Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
        To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

        Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
        And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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          Originally posted by BruTak
          Attention all personnel - Dr. Beckett's supply of Irn Bru has just run out. A short memorial service will be held at 1900hrs in the messhall.
          sorry, this may seem like a dumb question...but what's Irn Bru?

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          Originally posted by penguininablender
          hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
          Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
          OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

          - RSF

          http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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            Originally posted by penguininablender
            sorry, this may seem like a dumb question...but what's Irn Bru?
            It's Scotland's 'other' national drink, whiskey bein' the main drink, y'see.

            Barr's Irn-Bru - It's Phenomenal


            Beckett: "Whatdaya mean? Irn-Bru doesn't look and taste like urine!"
            "Captain, you almost make me believe in luck."

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              Originally posted by Missster.Freeman
              It's Scotland's 'other' national drink, whiskey bein' the main drink, y'see.

              Barr's Irn-Bru - It's Phenomenal


              Beckett: "Whatdaya mean? Irn-Bru doesn't look and taste like urine!"
              why thank you, I now know

              I heard someone was in need of alcohol, so I came from the SGC to bring you some Jack Daniels. ( it is after all also the National drink in Texas...because it is basically a country of its own )

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              Originally posted by penguininablender
              hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
              Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
              OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

              - RSF

              http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                Attention: As per the IOC, Agent Woolsey in now in command. All decisions will be run by him to insure they are approved by the IOC.
                WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                  Attention Ronon Dex, there's a Tyr Anazasi here to see you. He says he want his wig back...
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                  Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
                  To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

                  Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
                  And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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                    Originally posted by BruTak
                    Attention Ronon Dex, there's a Tyr Anazasi here to see you. He says he want his wig back...
                    lol, or even better

                    Bob marley called, he wants his hair back.

                    Spoiler:

                    Originally posted by penguininablender
                    hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                    Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                    OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                    - RSF

                    http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                      Sheppard: Dr. McKay please respond

                      McKay: Red Alert! Raise the shields and arms weapons

                      Sheppard: RODNEY!!!

                      McKay: Yes mister Spock what is it?

                      Sheppard: Mister Spock…. RODNEY WAKE UP!!!!

                      McKay: Umm ah yes Col Sheppard…

                      Sheppard: Having your Kirk dreams again?

                      McKay: I have no idea what you are talking about

                      Sheppard: McKay, you fell asleep on the intercom button and you, well you talk in your sleep….

                      McKay: I do not talk in my sleep

                      Sheppard: Want to hear the tape?
                      WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                        "As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"
                        [center]springhole.net - stuff for writers, roleplayers, and such creative people.

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                          Originally posted by Syera
                          "As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"
                          LOL
                          WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                            Originally posted by Syera
                            "As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"
                            Caldwell: Not to worry!! the Deadalus now has a mini-mall on deck five... We carry all sizes and styles!!
                            I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                              Originally posted by Ayan
                              Caldwell: Not to worry!! the Deadalus now has a mini-mall on deck five... We carry all sizes and styles!!
                              Pardon our dust, we are adding a food court for your convenience

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                              Originally posted by penguininablender
                              hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                              Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                              OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                              - RSF

                              http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                                "It's come to our attention that the laundry soap contains an irritant. Please discontinue wearing all clothing washed after last Monday, especially undergarments."
                                [center]springhole.net - stuff for writers, roleplayers, and such creative people.

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