things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[penguininablender]

"It's come to our attention that the laundry soap contains an irritant. Please discontinue wearing all clothing washed after last Monday, especially undergarments."

Weir: RODNEY!!!! GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!

[Trek_Girl42]

Weir: RODNEY!!!! GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!

*other women on the base steal mic from Wier* "Dr Mckay, please belay that order."

[Lokii]

*other women on the base steal mic from Wier* "Dr Mckay, please belay that order."

What comes to mind would proably get me into trouble

[Syera]

"Until everyone's clothing is washed again, we'll have to wear our bedsheets as togas."

[gatebuster64]

the IOA has designated Atlantis to be a nudist amusement park

[Trek_Girl42]

the IOA has designated Atlantis to be a nudist amusement park

In order to raise funds to keep the SGC going.

[penguininablender]

In order to raise funds to keep the SGC going.

the following SGA men will be asked to participate. Ronan, sheppard, Beckett...and Michael.

[Trek_Girl42]

the following SGA men will be asked to participate. Ronan, sheppard, Beckett...and Michael.

....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."

[penguininablender]

....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."

cadman: We need you

[Syera]

"This week, the only food available in the commissary will be baked beans."

[Lilith]

....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."

Ronan: Exactly how do we fit into this?
Michael: I have no idea... O.o

[Trek_Girl42]

Ronan: Exactly how do we fit into this?
Michael: I have no idea... O.o

Didn't you know? You've been granted special American citizenship! *Ronan and Michael run away very fast*

[penguininablender]

Didn't you know? You've been granted special American citizenship! *Ronan and Michael run away very fast*

they're sending you to Texas.
Michael: well, in that case...
after all, texas is almost a country unto itself

[Lilith]

they're sending you to Texas.
Michael: well, in that case...
after all, texas is almost a country unto itself

*snort* roflmao!!

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

Caldwell: The next movie we are going to watch is Star Trek: Nemisis and after that, Star Trek: First Contact followed by the other 2 movies involving Enterprise's D and E; Insurrection and Generations. (I would like to here that).