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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Attention SGC, Dr. Daniel Jackson has misplaced his glasses, if any of you have found them please come to the Gate Room immediately, again if anyone has found Dr. Jackson's eyeglasses please report to the Gate Room immediately so that SG1 can proceed with their mission off-world!
This never happened when Jack was team leader.
Yeah, Jack always remembered to bring an extra pair "just in case"
And he cared carried a back-up for the spare!
Alright! I get it! I'm not as a good a team leader as General O'Neill!
You got that right!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that we do not get paid for this so please note if you are expecting your W2s to send in to the IRS please tell them to contact the Joint Chief of Staff, thank you!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention all personal: Daniel has had a relapse of one of the conditions he has experienced in the past...we are not sure which one so please approach with caution... if he starts talking to himself it could be one of many...
Attention all Personnel... Justin Bebier has announced he'd like to perform a concert off-world..!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
The Gate is misdialing. No gate world travel until we talk to the operator and they send someone out to fix it... cold take a few days depending on the workload... oops, now all we're getting is dial tone and maybe the Asgard are trying to send a fax...
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention all personnel, there will be a karaoke night held for all those interested in having some fun!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention all personnel, we have a loose animal on the premises, it is described a white fluffy kitten named Precious, if seen please bring the creature back to General Hammond's office immediately, thank you!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention all Personal, Attention all Personal!! There are tribbles loose in the air ducts. I repeat, there are tribbles loose in the air duct. Please use non-lethal force. Again, this is a direct order to use non-lethal force to capture and contain.
Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that we have a streaking party taking place in the gate room, we believe that there was beer involved but we highly advise all personnel to remain in their quarters until we can find proper clothing for these individuals!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention Please... Attention Please... We need volunteers to escort Justin Bebier...!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention all personnel.... Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee... I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me...!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
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