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    Attention all personal there is a laughing gnome on the loose, do not approach. I repeat do not approach. If you decided to approach, after I said not to, you now have a case of the giggles and should report to the infirmary...


    Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


    "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
    "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

    Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
    a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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      attention all personal! teal'c has had beans for lunch. god be with us all...
      sally

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        Attention Please...! Attention Please...! The laughing gnome has eaten all the blue jello...!
        I repeat the laughing gnome has eaten all the blue jello...!
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
        Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
        Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
        Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
        I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
        To thy own self... Be true
        May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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          Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that someone ate the last of the donuts in the conference room, please be aware that Jack O'Neill is extremely angry about this so please stay away from him until we can replenish our supplies, thank you!
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          Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

          "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
          http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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            Attention all personal the Nox have developed a sense of humour... First Person to locate the Stargate can go out for steak...


            Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


            "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
            "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

            Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
            a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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              Attention All Personnel.... This is to remind you that the 'Red' phone is not to be used to order Pizza...! I repeat....
              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
              To thy own self... Be true
              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                Attention all personal The person responsible for making the red phone dial Commissioner Gordon has a lot of explaining to do.


                Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                  Attention everyone, it has come to our attention that someone has gone off-world and ordered carry-out, would the individuals who ordered the stewed Replicator bugs mixed in Wraith hair pasta please report to the gate room to pay for your order? Thank you!
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                  Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                  "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                  http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                    Originally posted by avp60685 View Post
                    Attention everyone, it has come to our attention that someone has gone off-world and ordered carry-out, would the individuals who ordered the stewed Replicator bugs mixed in Wraith hair pasta please report to the gate room to pay for your order? Thank you!
                    That's new! A little gross but interesting!
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                      Originally posted by Sparky She-Demon View Post
                      That's new! A little gross but interesting!
                      Yep!
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                      Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                      "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                      http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                        Originally posted by avp60685 View Post
                        Attention everyone, it has come to our attention that someone has gone off-world and ordered carry-out, would the individuals who ordered the stewed Replicator bugs mixed in Wraith hair pasta please report to the gate room to pay for your order? Thank you!
                        ...Wraith hair pasta sound yuck, but interesting... I might eat it on a dare...


                        Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                        "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                        "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                        Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                        a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                          Attention Please... Attention Please... Will someone please take the cheese to sickbay...!
                          "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                          Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                          Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                          Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                          I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                          To thy own self... Be true
                          May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                            attention all personal! to the person or person(s) responsible for adding milk of magnesia to the brownies sergeant siler brought... please report to general o'neills office immediately. and general o'neill emphasized the word immediately.
                            sally

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                              Attention Please... Attention Please...! All personnel are to take note... Battlemechs will not fit through the Stargate...!
                              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                              To thy own self... Be true
                              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                                Attention everyone, there is a giant clown in the gate room who claims he is here for a birthday party, if anyone knows anything about this please come to the gate room immediately thank you!
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                                Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                                "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                                http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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