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    #3421
    Originally posted by ReganX View Post
    Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.

    Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.
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    Ohhhhhhhh WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

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      #3422
      Attention all personal... Kinsey is here repeat Kinsey is here all security teams to the entrance remember shoot on sight
      THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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      Ohhhhhhhh WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

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        #3423
        Attention Please... Attention Please...! We Have a Foothold situation... We have a Foothold Situation...!
        Senator Kinsey requires a foot massage...!
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
        Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
        Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
        Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
        I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
        To thy own self... Be true
        May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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          #3424
          ... In honour of our new friends from PX XXXX, we are having a toga party...

          Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

          "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
          "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
          Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
          a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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            #3425
            Sgt Siler to the Gate Room. Sgt Siler to the Gate Room. Please bring Rasberry Yoghurt and Blue Jello. Major Carter is on a rampage.... Holy Mother of God! please spare me! Please.... Please.... Please....
            I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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              #3426
              Walter: Attention, all personnel! Incoming wounded!

              Walter, stop doing your "Radar" impression ...
              Last edited by ShipperWriter; 21 February 2012, 12:25 PM. Reason: Can't spell ... *headsmack*

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                #3427
                I'm resurrecting the thread because it's been over a month:

                "Colonel O'Neill, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"

                "That's on a need to know basis, General, and only Carter needs to know."

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                  #3428
                  Walter : Attention Please...! Attention Please...! The commisary is out of....
                  Carter : NOOOOOO!!!!
                  Walter : Knapkins...!
                  "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                  Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                  Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                  Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                  I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                  To thy own self... Be true
                  May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                    #3429
                    Originally posted by Starfist View Post
                    Walter : Attention Please...! Attention Please...! The commisary is out of....
                    Carter : NOOOOOO!!!!
                    Walter : Knapkins...!


                    : Has anyone seen my, i mean Carter's! Carter's lace satin bra?
                    : Sir, please don't bring me into this. Plus, I think you left it in the infirmary.
                    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                      #3430
                      attention everyone, the com is down for repairs.
                      *loud zapping in background*
                      someone check if Sgt. Siler is still alive.

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                        #3431
                        ... That being from that water planet would like to come for a visit so umm.... surfs up!...

                        Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

                        "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                        "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
                        Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                        a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                          #3432
                          Walter: Attention all personnel. Due to the garbage compactor being jammed *cough*Felger*cough, we've opened the Stargate to a Spacegate. If anyone has any trash or sensitive information to dispose of, please bring it to the 'Gate room. Cause I mean, who's gonna find it? ... And no, you cannot through annoying scientists through the 'Gate.

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                            #3433
                            Attention all Personnel.... Can all Personnel please stop ordering pizza using the red phone...!
                            "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                            Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                            Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                            Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                            I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                            To thy own self... Be true
                            May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                              #3434
                              ...Attention all personal! The next person to cause an unscheduled gate activation in order to complain to the president about their personal situations will be sent to a small, hardly habited planet with basic supplies for "time out"...

                              Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

                              "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                              "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
                              Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                              a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                                #3435
                                attention, all alcoholic beverages are now banned from this facility.

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