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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
...and that's why we should just nuke the facility, fire everyone, and start over.
...sir. The intercom's on.
-OH! Well, while it's on...
[to be continued]
Will participants for the Kinsey hunt please report to the Commissary! The Event will begin in one hour. Anyone not in the Commissary by this time will be disqualified!
...and that's why we should just nuke the facility, fire everyone, and start over.
...sir. The intercom's on.
-OH! Well, while it's on...
[to be continued]
...I regret to inform you that our alpha site has been compromised. Lucian Alliance members are embarking to attack the base. This is caused by multiple key personnel being brainwashed WILLFULLY, so they are being fired. So there's no evidence, we are going to nuke the base. We will be rebuilding it on... AHH I got you. I won't tell since this is need-to-know until we make a decision.
"Attention... Attention...! The commissary is once again out of Blue Jello... I repeat...!"
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
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