Things they would never ever ever say

[Commander Thor]

* sending message to earth in between MW and Ida* " i would be at Earth now so you can study the impossibly powerful completely undefeatable warship we just created and take it's weapons and shields but there is a lone Alkesh in the way and we cannot defeat it.
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Landry. i love you
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Sheppard. i am secretly not running from the Wraith. i just heard that the CO of Atlantis is hot. turns out she's not the hottest here. you are.
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if we re-route the positronic core output to the nexus cerebral cortex we should be able to increase maximum out put of this "Alkesh" and disable the Hive with a single plausitron-nexuvian iona-wave

&: huh?
*sigh* we do a little thing and we kill the big ship with a honking big space gun

ooh now i understand
huh?

[lordofseas]

Carter: Blondes are dumb.

[Commander Thor]

i like mine

[clauz89]

i like mine

It's really funny

[666startover]

Carter: I'm pregnant.
Jack: Maybe it's Teal'cs?
Teal'c: Don't look at me! you know I'll never cheat on Daniel.

[clauz89]

: indeed

[Jaffa-master]

Indeed they are.

[Commander Thor]

* sending message to earth in between MW and Ida* " i would be at Earth now so you can study the impossibly powerful completely undefeatable warship we just created and take it's weapons and shields but there is a lone Alkesh in the way and we cannot defeat it.
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Landry. i love you
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Sheppard. i am secretly not running from the Wraith. i just heard that the CO of Atlantis is hot. turns out she's not the hottest here. you are.
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if we re-route the positronic core output to the nexus cerebral cortex we should be able to increase maximum out put of this "Alkesh" and disable the Hive with a single plausitron-nexuvian iona-wave

&: huh?
*sigh* we do a little thing and we kill the big ship with a honking big space gun

ooh now i understand
huh?

i like mine

which part??

[Sue_Jackson]

Ronon: "Those Wraith scare me. I don't think I can fight them. I'm so weak."

Sheppard: "I'm leaving Atlantis. I don't care about this place. Let is sink for all I care."

[aretood2]

Do you know that Jesus loves you?

Buy my girl scout cookies or I'll send the fleet of the Ori to bring you unto dust!!!

I want YOU to join the US Army!

It says here that Carter likes it with peanut butter...

Yeah...I want one large super supreme, two middium pan pizzas with extra cheese, one small with onions and pepper.

I WANT MY COOKIE!!!! Where is that Doci with those cookies!!??

[Tiger]

Zelenka to Rodney: Oh just shut up already!! Everyone already knows I'm smarter than you so can it!

Teyla: And I'm too sexy for my shirt....Just too sexy.

[clauz89]

: Samantha Carter?? puah, she is the most stupid and ugly woman in two galaxies!

[NurseFG]

Carter: i cant make this work!!!!!
Daniel: Uhhh, do you speak english?

[SeaBee]

I wish I was still First Prime.

[clauz89]

I'm a super-mega-genius, I'm the smartest man in the whole universe, and no one here is intelligent as me, and Mckay, you are included!