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    Carter: Where did I put the instruction manual?
    O'Neill: Ya see the electrons in the k shell...
    Daniel: Ya seen one ancient culture ya seen 'em all
    Teal'c: So these three guys walk in a bar
    Sheppard: I'm going to the barber
    McKay: Yes, I'd love another glass of lemonade
    Ronon: Somebody hold me
    "I only understand about 1% of what she says half of the time."

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      Teal'c: lalipoplalipop laaaaaaaalilalipop(singing)
      Today, it is difficult to be a jerk. Competition is too big!

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        Anyone: Say there Doctor Frasier, I think I strained too much jumping through the Gate that last time, I might have a hernia. Mind checking me out?
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        In Islamofascist Afghanistan, pain experiences you!
        "The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get." ~ AFSOC MOUT Instructor

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          Harry.M:I love you Sam.

          Sam:I love you to Harry. *Kissing insues*
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            TPTB: Let's renew Stargate Alantis for another 5 seasons.
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              Random Nox: Man am I tired of all that buzzing. Give me that P-90 and I'll take care of that thing! Who needs giant bugs anyway?

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                Daniel: "That's it, I give up. I just don't care anymore."

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                Jack: "We have to talk more about are feelings. It's just not good to keep that stuff inside."

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                Sam: "I'm tired of working, let's go to the mall."

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                Teal'c: "I believe freedom is overrated."

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                Cam: "This is all getting old, and I'm bored. I'm going back to flying."

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                Vala: "We should donate this treasure to charity."

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                  Dr. Fraser: Well, the guy probably won't live anyway. What say we split his remaining morphine to get rid of these killer headaches we have and go out on the town?

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                    I'll never be able to solve it, please, dr. Zelenka, can you help me?
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                      Carter: Has anyone got any spare batteries for this?
                      Teal'c: Death to the Tau'ri!
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                        Thor: What's hanging yo? Word.

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                          Frair: You guys actually believed the clone gag? Once you go Asguard there is no going back.
                          O'Neill: "Ah. Trees, trees and more trees! What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh."

                          Season 3 Episode 8 - Demons

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                            Carter: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.
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                            More fun @ Spoofgate!

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                              / : ok, why don't we spark off an interplanetarian war with thousands and thousands of victims? Let's kill them all!!!!
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                                Wild Horses could not move me
                                R.I.P. you will be missed

                                My Top Five Favorite Quotes/Quips(right now)
                                Spoiler:
                                "Well, it's like my grandma used to say, if at first you don't succeed..."
                                "Try a larger thermonuclear reaction?"
                                "Her words exactly."


                                "We are beacons on the road to enlightenment."
                                "No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you."
                                "Nice work on the metaphor."
                                "Thank you."


                                "Will you excuse me? We just don't get out of Cheyenne Mountain enough. I'm gonna grab some air... outside. General, Captain, General... waiter."

                                "General."
                                "Colonel. We've all met."
                                "Yes, actually we know each other's life stories."
                                "That snippiness?"
                                "Is that a word?"


                                "If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do."
                                "You mean bluff?"
                                "Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know."
                                "Which is nothing."
                                "Right. But they don't know we know nothing."

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