Things they would never ever ever say

[HAL2100]

Boy, I feel like I'm killing this thread...


I'm pregnant! With twins!

Teal'c: Impressive. I am only impregnated with eight embryos that I am am carrying on behalf of Colonel Carter.

[General_Finley]

I want to make the world a better place and act very slefless

I'm not smart enough get Rodney

Vala lets get married

may the force be with you

I hate flying

I am no were near as smart as Carter.

Lets role

[MIZA]

: I am so sorry for all that I have done, lets go back to earth and get me some help

[majorsal]

- i don't know what it is, don't know how to run it, and don't care.

- i'm not a genius you know!

- i'm getting a buzz cut.

- i feel like a man stuck in a woman stuck in a man, you know?

- you people are nuts!!

[Jenningzo]

wraith: "I'm full, Can i get a doggy bag?
Ford: I'm Aiden and i've been sober for 4 months.
Teyla: So they have mazes of popcorn?
Thats all i can think of

[RodneyIsGodney]

I'm not hungry.

I'm really a blond.

I'm not really Scottish. I'm Canadian!

You were right and I was wrong.

I hate surfing.

[HAL2100]

Rodney: I'm not really a genius with superhuman intelligence. Its just an alien parasite.

[Sue_Jackson]

"Yes. I would gladly blend with a Tok'Ra."

[HAL2100]

Spoiler:

Base Computer:

I love you Walter. I enjoy how you touch me.

[amconway]

Daniel: You know, these villagers are really pissing me off with their selfish, backward ways. Let's just go home and let them die.

Jack: Where would we be without politics? Anarchy, that's where we'd be! God save the politicians!

[HAL2100]

Daniel: You know, these villagers are really pissing me off with their selfish, backward ways. Let's just go home and let them die.

Jack: Where would we be without politics? Anarchy, that's where we'd be! God save the politicians!

I think it'd be bit more like

Daniel: Frack the villagers, frack them all! I want them shot and burned alive. I want nothing of this civilization left when we're done. Wipe them of the frackin' planet and erase it all.

[amconway]

I think it'd be bit more like

Daniel: Frack the villagers, frack them all! I want them shot and burned alive. I want nothing of this civilization left when we're done. Wipe them of the frackin' planet and erase it all.

Well, there's 'never say', then there's completely impossible. Daniel doesn't have that kind of mouth on him.

[HAL2100]

Well, there's 'never say', then there's completely impossible. Daniel doesn't have that kind of mouth on him.

Ok then

Daniel: Sam, would you please, at your convenience, be so kind as to make arrangements for a Mark IX gatebuster to be sent through the gate to this planet. I'd would like to wipe out the population as soon as possible, but understand that you do have a busy schedule. Thank you.

[amconway]

Daniel: Sam, would you please, at your convenience, be so kind as to make arrangements for a Mark IX gatebuster to be sent through the gate to this planet. I'd would like to wipe out the population as soon as possible, but understand that you do have a busy schedule. Thank you.

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There ya go!

[Jaffa-master]

Jonas! Lets send a nuke to the SGC, they left me behind.
No, i Love DR. Fraiser.
She is dead.
When?
Don't you remember, i send a nuke there?
You have'nt done it yet?
What the...., i am sick.
Induud you are.