Things they would never ever ever say

[Skydiver]

folks, i'm gonna say, if the language filter stars it out, leave it starred out please

[Aethon]

Well it was things they wouldn't say. Plus it's not racism if a black man calls another one the n word

Still sorry

[HAL2100]

Vala: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

[GateGurl]

John: "Do these pants make my butt look too big?"

[Tiger]

McKay: "I have to get this off my chest. It was the most hottest, breath taking, mind boggling, weak in the knees kiss I've ever had. I can't get it outta my mind even though it's been years."

Beckett: "Eh, I've had better."

[Lucylee]

John: "Do these pants make my butt look too big?"

Rodney: What butt?

[GateGurl]

Rodney: What butt?

*snorts in laughter* True dat.

[HAL2100]

*snorts in laughter* True dat.

Rodney: "COVER YOUR EARS! She's a goa'uld lord using the power of her snorting to bend all those that hear it to her will!"

[aretood2]

Bra'tac: Teal'c Use the force.
Teal'c: I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

Cheewie, worm up the falcon
Wrar. Wrar wrar.

Blah blah...
What did he say?
I'm rather embarrassed, Colonel Sheppard, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
Blah.


I'll Never promote you! My son died cause of you!!!
No jack, I am your son!!!


Beep beep boop beep.
Why we did not go into hyperspace?
beep beep beep.
The city's central computer told you? Zelenka, you know better than to trust a strange computer.

Help me master Bra'tac, you are my only hope.

(to Sha're)You are a rebel and a traitor! Take her away!

[Sue_Jackson]

Rodney: "Radek....you are the smartest guy I know. In fact...you are much much smarter than me. I think you should be head of the science department. And...I want you to take all the credit."

[Vis Uban]

Sheppard to McKay: "Rodney, cover our retreat!"

Rodney upon being offered food: "No thanks, I'm watching my carbs."

[HAL2100]

Sheppard to McKay: "Rodney, cover our retreat!"

Rodney upon being offered food: "No thanks, I'm watching my carbs."

Rodney: You go ahead, I'll sacrifice my life and all of the incredible discoveries that I might have made and hold them back.

Sheppard: ::sniff:: I'll always remember this...

[CaramelMonkey]

Teal'c: O'Neill, have my ice cream.

[HAL2100]

Mitchel to Hathor: Come on baby! Let's get it on and make us sum Jaffa...

[Sllimy]

Teal'c: Booby.

Oh...

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