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    Originally posted by Cherriey
    Hermiod: I suddenly have a strong urge to break dance.
    Caldwell: Wait for me!

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      Originally posted by Andrew Joshua Talon
      Caldwell: Wait for me!
      Hermiod: Sorry. You must stay and do the tango with Novak.

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        Originally posted by Cherriey
        Hermiod: Sorry. You must stay and do the tango with Novak.
        Caldwell: (pouts)

        Weir: I'll do the tango with you, Caldwell! (beams)

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          Originally posted by Tealcfan
          i don't even know what it is
          You were probably in diapers, which is why you won't get...

          Sam: Kinsey - Kiss my grits!
          Last edited by chyron; 08 March 2006, 05:38 PM.
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            Originally posted by chyron
            You were probably in diapers, which is why you won't get...

            Sam: Kinsey - Kiss my grits!
            Kinsey: Don't mind if I do!

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              Originally posted by Cherriey
              Kinsey: Don't mind if I do!
              Jack: (not convulse in disgust)

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                Siler: Yeah... me and the president are tight.

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                  Ronon: Yeah i kissed a couple wraith in my day...

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                    Sheppard to Wraith: What's that on your face?

                    Wraith: I knicked myself shaving.

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                      Prior: Who needs the ori anyway?
                      Mitchell: i sure do!

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                        Hammond: I present to you, the people of Narnia... King Daniel, the Wise. King Teal'c, the Strong. Queen Samantha, the Valiant. Queen Vala, the Courageous. Queen Janet, the Gentle. And the High King Jack, the Magnificent.

                        (The six sovereigns of this new, mythical land are treated to a round of applause, as Jack turns to Daniel and grins.)

                        Jack: Maybe that warddrobe wasn't such a bad place to hide after all...

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                          Mitchell: i love u general

                          Generall landry: i love u to lt.colonel

                          Teal'c: i love u daniel jackson

                          Daniel: i love u aswell teal'c

                          Carter: doesn't any one love me

                          Walter: i love u carter

                          Carter: oh crap!!!!!!!!!
                          How deep is a river if you cannot see the bottom

                          if you immediatly know the candlelight is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago

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                            Dr. Lam: If only my feet didn't look like Furlings...

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                              Jack: Sucks to this! I want to be the President!

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                                Dr. Lee: Walter's clipboard is the envy of the entire scientific staff!

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