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And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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Originally posted by girlgater...you fantasize about being able to zat your boss.
......when you explain just why the shirt with 'Jack lives here' makes you laugh.
...... when even your puppy reconises the stargate theme and comes running to watch. Im serious, she loves stargate and Finding nemo. The only times she watches tv.When your'e in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A close friend will be in the cell with you saying 'damm that was fun!'
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Originally posted by Livi2Jack1.You refer to your mother-in-law as a Goa'uld.
2.And tell her that YOU are the only System Lord in THIS family.
Okay, back on topic. Someone mentioned wishing they could zat their boss. How about wishing you could zat all the stupid drivers around you? Or wishing you could use a hand device on them... "hang up the cell phone... hang up the cell phone..." Crazy Tau'ri drivers...Last edited by CatGoddess; 11 April 2005, 05:48 AM.I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.
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when, after you have had a particularly bad fight with one of your siblings, you wonder where you can buy a pain stick for a very good price!
and then you start hunting for a sarcophagus too so you can have some real fun with that pain stick!!Random Thought of the day:
-If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and yall were walking down the side walk and he fell....that would be completly unacceptable!-I realize that alot of people don't like Jesus, or just ignore Him or have no use for Him, but i think the best thing a person can do is to read the gospels in the Bible and really look at Jesus, because if a person does this, they will realize that the Jesus they learned about in Sunday school or the Jesus they hear jokes about or the skinny, Gandhi Jesus that exists in their imaginations isn't anything like the real Jesus at all.
heh heh heh...^compliments of suekay(((suekay))).....disregard the question mark on the end!!
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...when you know the dialog so well that you can have a conversation with people who have never heard of Stargate using only lines from the show and they never know the difference.
(It's fun! Try it!)"You cannot reason with your own heart;
it has it's own laws and beats about things
which the intellect scorns."- Mark Twain -
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When a certain shot in the Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy trailer makes you think the film has somehow incorportated stargates....And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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Originally posted by gatebeewhen you are sure that your dog's eyes glow-you know your crazy right?
-...yes
-ok just checking
-I'm only as paranoid as the voices in my head say i am.
Me and My Danielbot live in a cabin by the woods...
there's something fishy about our new puppy...
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