If you go to hell, you can just bet that I'll be at the door to welcome you!
I absolutely, positively, without a doubt, undeniably, detest funerals. If I never go to another (including one for me) it wood be just fine. The last one I was required to attend was my mother's. It was completely a canned service. I swear, the EXACT SAME WORDS were used for her husband's funeral a year and a half earlier. The pity is, it was her favorite son-in-law giving it! All of my sisters and brothers were there naturally, but most of us are not close and the likelihood of seeing some of them again in say, the next 10 years are very slight. Gawd, a couple of them were even shedding crocodile tears! As if our mother hadn't been the beast from hell for the better part of 80 years...
I absolutely, positively, without a doubt, undeniably, detest funerals. If I never go to another (including one for me) it wood be just fine. The last one I was required to attend was my mother's. It was completely a canned service. I swear, the EXACT SAME WORDS were used for her husband's funeral a year and a half earlier. The pity is, it was her favorite son-in-law giving it! All of my sisters and brothers were there naturally, but most of us are not close and the likelihood of seeing some of them again in say, the next 10 years are very slight. Gawd, a couple of them were even shedding crocodile tears! As if our mother hadn't been the beast from hell for the better part of 80 years...
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