Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

Rygel: John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. That's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.

bahaha oh i love Rygel

[Eye Of Ra]

Crichton: Maldis! C’mon you old b*****d, show your ugly face. Haven’t you read the super villain’s handbook? This is where you’re supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.

[Madness reigns]

Back and Back and Back to the Future.

Aeryn: What's wrong with him?

Zhaan:...... He's Crichton.

Said with a shrug and a look of complete understanding. Perfect

[rosey_angel]

aw poor crichton heehee

[Ulkesh47]

John Crichton: "Danger, Will Robinson. Beware the chair - beware the chair."

Chilling.

[Ar3s]

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars.

John Crichton: I have to protect the people I love. And you owe me for putting that crap in my head.
Einstein: It may soon be prudent to remove it.
John Crichton: Amen. I wanna be blonde again.

[Madness reigns]

Rhapsody in Blue

John: Little long for a starburst, don't you think?

Rygel: Hail..... prince of the obvious.

[Morgania]

My favorite, though it's probably already been mentioned:

From the Season 2 episode "Won't Get Fooled Again":

Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
Crichton: No...
Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you!

Hahaha! That's my favourite quote ever!

[Clandestine]

From Out of Their Minds:

Tak: "I..I.. sick." (them he vomits)
Rygel (in Crichtons body): "Go on let it out."
Tak: "Excuse"
Rygel: "No No that's alright, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay."

Earlier in the same episode, when Tak first comes on board (while Rygel in peeing )

When Crichton (In Aeryns body) tells Chiana (in D'Argos body) to search Tak:

Chiana: "Face the wall and spread your feathers big boy."

[Infinite-Possibilities]

Rhapsody in Blue

John: Little long for a starburst, don't you think?

Rygel: Hail..... prince of the obvious.

That was totally one of my favorites.

[Madness reigns]

The PeaceKeeper Wars

Jothee: Stark is now our number one priority.

Rygel: Stark? How's that for an inversion of normalcy?

[rushy]

On Moya, Scorpius points a pulse rifle at a creepy alien Bounty Hunter.
Scorpy:Are you looking for someone?
Scorpius is about to shoot, but there's no pulse charges in the rifle.
Scorpy:Thank you, John(irritated).
The Bounty Hunter shoots Scorpius and Crichton shoots him.
Crichton:You didn't expect me to give you a loaded weapon?
Scorpy:Yes.

[rushy]

John Quixote. Nothing more to say.

[Morgania]

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Crichton: Cross my heart, smack me dead...stick a lobster on my head.

Hehe! I am saying that the next time I promise something.

[rushy]

Episode:Revenging Angel
Harvey:Ah, your mind is no longer strong enough to control my comings and goings.
John:Is that a challenge?
(Harvey changes into a Cartoon Harvey with corks replacing the panels on his head)
Harvey:What? How did you...(with a helium-like voice)
(Harvey changes back into normal)
Harvey:Wasted energy, John. Now, focus! Revenge is deep within your psyche. Unleash it now!
John:Okay.
(Harvey changes into an animation again)
Harvey:This After-School Special... dissipates our chances of survival, John!
Johno you really want revenge?
Harvey:Oh, yes!
(1000 tons falls onto Harvey)
John:Revenge...but only for you.