Favorite Farscape Quotes

[geekywraith]

Won't Get Fooled Again

D.K.: We don't have time for a beer.
'D'Argo': Ohhhh... "no time for beer."
John: Beer?
'D'Argo': One thing you've got to know, my man. There is always... time for beer.

[Supreme Commander Sil]

^ And this is for calling me Sparky !!!!
Possibly Definitely not suitable for little children:

Spoiler:

She gives me a woody.

Woody... It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous. They give you...
Willies. She gives you the willies.

From Thank God It's Friday Again . (Episode 6 of season 1)
(to Rygel) It's only people who know you who want to kill you (same ep)
He's probably at the wrong end of some Tabloid's gun.
(Can't remember the title)

[geekywraith]

Nerve
Stark:This is my side, that's your side! This is my side - stay on your side! My side, your side! My side! Your side! My side! Your side!


Self Inflicted Wounds: Part 1 - Could'a, Would'a, Should'a
Stark: Dead! All of us, dead! My love, dead! My dreams, dead! You dead! Me dead. You dead, me dead, you dead, me dead, you dead, me dead! Your list is short, and unworthy of entree to this ship of horror, tortured by demons you can never know, mocked by love that will never be! Oh, you want to cry, young creature? I will show you something that will make you cry, forever.

[MylittleEli]

Crichton: Your not shooting my ass. The ass is off limits! -From season 4 "Lava is a many splendored thing

[Thunderstorm]

Coup by Clam

John: You put your hand on my ass again and I will kill you.

[Supreme Commander Sil]

Lately, do I seem a little crazy to you?
What do you mean, 'lately'?

[geekywraith]

John Quixote
Stark, avatar, guide, the game embodied:
"Your quest is for the Princess Fair to seek."
"The one a human's fleeting love did rend."
"Bring forth the sword and through the darkness peek."
"One loving kiss amends, and there's an end."
"And if we shades with taste do not agree,
a door of green shall set your senses free."

[MylittleEli]

Rygel: "I'm nobody's puppet!"- A clockwork nebari?

[geekywraith]

Won't Get Fooled Again (John's "parents")
'MOM':Oh, come on, Papa Bear! Look at what depths 'your' son has driven us to!
'DAD': Don't look at me! You're the one who wanted a child! I wanted a Terrier!
'MOM':Oh you couldn't give me what I really wanted!
'DAD': Oh! So we get this loser! He can't fetch a ball, he can't get my slippers!
He can't even land a damn module!
'MOM': Oh, no! Don't hurt my baby!!!

[Supreme Commander Sil]

Crackers Don't Matter:
We are going to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHsL_ZhhMhI&NR=1
(At the end )

[geekywraith]

Bone To Be Wild
D'Argo: 'No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port,
and get the hezmana out of here.'


Infinite Possibilities - Daedalus Demands
Crichton: 'Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.'

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Out of Their Minds

Rygel: Awww Yes! That is GOOD!!!

***

John: I'm a guy! Guy dream about things like this!

[Jumper_One]

Crackers Don't Matter

Rygel: I never run away! I... strategically maneuver!

[geekywraith]

Die Me, Dichotomy
Crichton: 'You're going to take my memories and I'm going to talk gibberish?
Why don't you just take my mojo while you're at it?'


DNA Mad Scientist
Rygel: 'You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!'

[Thunderstorm]

John: I do not eat at the kiddie table! Now, you either give me the big toys, or you send me home.