Favorite Farscape Quotes

[Starbase]

A couple of D'Argo gems.

D'Argo: 'I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.' - Scratch 'n' Sniff

D'Argo: 'Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.'
Crichton: 'I love hanging with you, man.' - Family Ties

[Confessor Rahl]

Crais: "Now, do you understand?!!!"
Crichton: "No."

Crais: "Then I can't arrest you!"

[McClance]

From The Peacekeeper Wars:

"Whenever we cross paths, I always leave the encounter transformed. But, never more so than now." (takes off his mask to reveal the entire right side of his face scarred over, places the mask beside Crichton) "Farewell, Crichton, until we meet again."
--Stark's final words

"Your mother's right."
"Your mother is always right."
"Better get used to that."
--John and Aeryn to their baby

[Starbase]

From The Peacekeeper Wars:
"Whenever we cross paths, I always leave the encounter transformed. But, never more so than now." (takes off his mask to reveal the entire right side of his face scarred over, places the mask beside Crichton) "Farewell, Crichton, until we meet again."
--Stark's final words

That was a powerful scene, thank's for the memory.

[Starbase]

A few Rygel quotes to lighten up the mood.

Rygel: 'Mother always said I was the best looking. That's why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.' -
Exodus from Genesis

Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' - Relativity

Rygel: 'Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.' - My Three Crichtons

[Wandering Youth]

Absolutely any phrase with the term "yotz" in it.

Just brilliant

[Infinite-Possibilities]

"No Aeryn, this is not what I want! It's just that fate keeps blocking all the exists, and now matter what I do I just keep circling closer to the flame!"

One thing I liked about this quote is that is was basically one of the first ones I saw form the Peacekeeper Wars trailers. So it was pretty much at that moment that I realized we actually really were getting a more of a conclusion to Farscape.

[Starbase]

Some random quotes from various episodes I took note of.

Crichton: 'One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I'll take that as a yes.' -- The Flax

Crichton: 'We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It's a saying.' -- I, E.T.

Chiana: 'I say we just go get the guns and go steal the stuff.' -- Thanks for Sharing

[USS Defiant]

A few Crichton stand alones ....
Crichton: 'Oh no, no, no, no I don't boogie.' - Won't Get Fooled Again

Crichton: 'Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?' - Meltdown

Crichton: 'Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great.' - A Bug's Life

[Thunderstorm]

more Crichton quotes

Crichton: Doctor Chuck Jones wrote the book on these situations.

Crichton: Welcom to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!

Crichton: How do you say we're screwed in your native tongue?

[McClance]

Not from a screened production, but still FarScape:

"Every time we've taken on passengers, something's gone badly wrong."
"Hang on, you took me on as a passenger."
"My point exactly."
--Aeryn and Chiana

[Kidwizz]

"hazmana!"

[IcarusAbides]

Not from a screened production, but still FarScape:

"Every time we've taken on passengers, something's gone badly wrong."
"Hang on, you took me on as a passenger."
"My point exactly."
--Aeryn and Chiana

Stole my quote from your sig, had another one in mind but that cracked me up when i read it. "This plan is so bad, it has to be ours."--D'Argo; FarScape: "Losing Time"

[Thunderstorm]

From Promises:

Crichton: It's the best part of the plan
Aeryn: Well it worked.
Crichton: Yeah, it's a first isn't it?

[IcarusAbides]

Aeryn Sun: Who are you to order me around?
John Crichton: Order? I was offering a suggestion.
Aeryn Sun: Well, who are you to offer suggestions?