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Beware of searching for BAG. For he will take notes of your efforts on his notepad. Be sure your efforts are worthy to him.sigpic
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We need to make a list of these statements. The Bulletpoints of BAG or something like that.Originally posted by GateroomGuard View Post"Most people who are watching TV are semi-catatonic. They're not fully alive." - U.S. District Court Judge Timothy Batten Sr.
Ronald Greer is also a medic. Your argument is invalid.
Sandcastle Builder: The game of XKCD: TimeOriginally posted by J-Whitt RemasteredComment
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"Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the BAG, ships shall be built to carry our warriors out amongst the stars and we will spread the Book of BAG to all the unbelievers. The power of the BAG will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be vanquished."Originally posted by Pharaoh Atem View Postsigpic
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But who will be our Doci to tell us the will of the BAG? Who will be our Priors to tell us the meaning of his notes?Originally posted by major davis View PostBAGs sacred book of notes....
The BAGble.
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but instead of fire he uses water ...very cold water.Originally posted by GateroomGuard View PostComment
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Can I be Doci? I get those cool robes and shoulder collar thing.Originally posted by Pharaoh Atem View Postsigpic
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Yay! Hallowed is the BAG. Now go out and start spreading the notes of the BAG to the universe.Originally posted by Pharaoh Atem View Postsigpic
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As the new Doci for our Lord and Master the BAG I will begin to deliver his words to the universe. From notepad page number 3
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the BAG when I lay my notepad of vengeance upon thee."
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I just realised what was in that briefcase.
BAG's hair.~ When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ~
~ Burning people! He says what we're all thinking! ~Comment
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Did you all notice the Bald Lucian Alliance Guy in Incursion? It is obvious that he is the enemy our most holy BAGness. He will try to make us stray from the one true path, but we must remain faithful in the BAG. Only our faith and our guns (but mostly our faith!) can defeat BLAG!sigpicComment
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