The Sam & Jack Shippers' Archive

[pittsburghgirl]

see the gateworld article on the making of affinity-JM called the B story cutsey-woootsey-or however it is spelled. In whose universe?

rosemary

[Catysg1]

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As some of you know, I work as an actress from time to time here in LA. After
hearing all the noise about the upcoming character of Kerry (and wanting to do
her great bodily harm) I got ahold of the sides (the scenes used for the
audition).

OMG

It's long (5 pages), but IF they filmed it even close to the way it's written
here, we're gonna have MAJOR MAJOR SHIP AND ANGST!!! Here's one scene--

Starts with Carter (C) showing up unannounced at Jack's (O). They're out back
and he's BBQing something. The following conversation occurs:

C: I saw the smoke.
O: Right... (He tends to the BBQ)
C: Is this okay? I mean, I dould've called first but..
O: No...what brings you here on this fine day.
(He gives a quick nervous look back to the house.)
C: I've been sitting in your driveway for ten minutes trying to get up the nerve
to come and talk to you. Actually, the truth is, I've been trying to get up the
nerve for a lot longer than that.
O: Oh?
C: Pete put a down payment on a house.
O: Hey that's (reading her reaction)..Not great?
C: It's a beautiful house.
O: But...
C: The truth is..I'm having second thoughts about the wedding.
O: Really? You seemed so...
C: I know. I am. Sort of. Not really. I mean, the closer it gets, the more
I start feeling like maybe I'm making a mistake.
O: Look, Carter...
C: I know...I'm really sorry to bother you with this. It's just that there's a
very good reason I'm bothering you with this and if I don't say it now I might..

She's interrupted as Kerry backs out of the screen door carrying a salad bowl
and some plates to set the picnic table.

K: Jack, I couldn't find the...

She turns and freezes as she sees Carter and O'Neill standing there.

K: Colonel Carter.

Carter looks back and forth between Kerry and O'Neill. Massive discomfort
ensues.

O: You know Ms Johnson.....Yes...well, we were just meeting to discuss the
state of affairs...with things....here...in my backyard.
K: This is awkward.
C: (to O'Neill) Ya think?
K: Jack didn't want anyone at the SGC to know about us.
C: No...you...Look, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I shouldn't have dropped in
unannounced like this.
K: Don't be silly. Now that the cat's out of the bag. You're here, why don't
you stay? There's more than enough burned meat for three of us.

Sam then gets a call on her cell (saved by the bell!) and has to rush to SGC
about her dad.

So what do you think?!!!


Caty

[pittsburghgirl]

where???? where???? I don't see it-Caty??????

*looks around for calming shipper cookies. Marimba-I need a cookie*

[vixen_vic]

thats sooo great, finally our prayers r gonna b answered...we hope....can't wait for it!!!

[sueKay]

MAJOR 'THREADS' SPOILER AHEAD

Spoiler:

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*****
******
******* Stop reading if you don't wanna be spoiled!!
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Thread Spoilers Below


As some of you know, I work as an actress from time to time here in LA. After
hearing all the noise about the upcoming character of Kerry (and wanting to do
her great bodily harm) I got ahold of the sides (the scenes used for the
audition).

OMG

It's long (5 pages), but IF they filmed it even close to the way it's written
here, we're gonna have MAJOR MAJOR SHIP AND ANGST!!! Here's one scene--

Starts with Carter (C) showing up unannounced at Jack's (O). They're out back
and he's BBQing something. The following conversation occurs:

C: I saw the smoke.
O: Right... (He tends to the BBQ)
C: Is this okay? I mean, I dould've called first but..
O: No...what brings you here on this fine day.
(He gives a quick nervous look back to the house.)
C: I've been sitting in your driveway for ten minutes trying to get up the nerve
to come and talk to you. Actually, the truth is, I've been trying to get up the
nerve for a lot longer than that.
O: Oh?
C: Pete put a down payment on a house.
O: Hey that's (reading her reaction)..Not great?
C: It's a beautiful house.
O: But...
C: The truth is..I'm having second thoughts about the wedding.
O: Really? You seemed so...
C: I know. I am. Sort of. Not really. I mean, the closer it gets, the more
I start feeling like maybe I'm making a mistake.
O: Look, Carter...
C: I know...I'm really sorry to bother you with this. It's just that there's a
very good reason I'm bothering you with this and if I don't say it now I might..

She's interrupted as Kerry backs out of the screen door carrying a salad bowl
and some plates to set the picnic table.

K: Jack, I couldn't find the...

She turns and freezes as she sees Carter and O'Neill standing there.

K: Colonel Carter.

Carter looks back and forth between Kerry and O'Neill. Massive discomfort
ensues.

O: You know Ms Johnson.....Yes...well, we were just meeting to discuss the
state of affairs...with things....here...in my backyard.
K: This is awkward.
C: (to O'Neill) Ya think?
K: Jack didn't want anyone at the SGC to know about us.
C: No...you...Look, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I shouldn't have dropped in
unannounced like this.
K: Don't be silly. Now that the cat's out of the bag. You're here, why don't
you stay? There's more than enough burned meat for three of us.

Sam then gets a call on her cell (saved by the bell!) and has to rush to SGC
about her dad.

So what do you think?!!!It came from the S/J group.



Caty

OMG!

I Soooooooooooo HAVE to see that scene!!!!

Thank you for sharing!!!

[marimba26]

You might be watching too much Stargate SG1....

If when asked which financial period you are working on you tell them season eight instead of period eight...

If you talk about Jack and Sam to the point that non-SG1 fan aquaintances don't realize that they are just characters in a tv show...


(Mei Mei can't believe she wrote that last line... Jack and Sam not real! It must be Ptui's fault.)

How's that black plague thing going, Marimba?

Feel free to add your ship/fan obsessed faux paus....

OMG, did you say this?!! That is too funny!! I just get strange looks from my friends who all think I'm nuts for being obsessed with a TV show!

As for the black plague, well I think that if you believe in reincarnation, you could blame Pete for all the ills the world has ever known. And, of course, he obviously hasn't atoned for anything so he keeps coming back as lower and lower forms of life. I think we have a perfect example in the slug that is Pete! Kind of a formless gelatinous mass, euwww! So there, I can now blame Pete for the black plague! His current form is proof positive that he did some really naughty things in the past and he's being punished. Unfortunately, I think he's cursed for doing so and spreads evil whereever he goes, so we're being punished just for laying eyes on him, oy!

See, I can now rationalize so well that I can blame Pete for ANYTHING! Gads, that snarky streak is taking over!

[Catysg1]

OMG!

I Soooooooooooo HAVE to see that scene!!!!

Thank you for sharing!!!

...LOL..Talk about

Spoiler:

interruption and interruption again but major angst near the BARBEQUE ..HEY

Caty

[Catysg1]

where???? where???? I don't see it-Caty??????

*looks around for calming shipper cookies. Marimba-I need a cookie*

LOL.....Just above your post pittsburhgirl and calm down ...we don't want to much tension around here ..It's enough with Sam and Jack


caty

[marimba26]

MAJOR 'THREADS' SPOILER AHEAD

Spoiler:

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**
***
****
*****
******
******* Stop reading if you don't wanna be spoiled!!
******
*****
****
***
**
*

Thread Spoilers Below


As some of you know, I work as an actress from time to time here in LA. After
hearing all the noise about the upcoming character of Kerry (and wanting to do
her great bodily harm) I got ahold of the sides (the scenes used for the
audition).

OMG

It's long (5 pages), but IF they filmed it even close to the way it's written
here, we're gonna have MAJOR MAJOR SHIP AND ANGST!!! Here's one scene--

Starts with Carter (C) showing up unannounced at Jack's (O). They're out back
and he's BBQing something. The following conversation occurs:

C: I saw the smoke.
O: Right... (He tends to the BBQ)
C: Is this okay? I mean, I dould've called first but..
O: No...what brings you here on this fine day.
(He gives a quick nervous look back to the house.)
C: I've been sitting in your driveway for ten minutes trying to get up the nerve
to come and talk to you. Actually, the truth is, I've been trying to get up the
nerve for a lot longer than that.
O: Oh?
C: Pete put a down payment on a house.
O: Hey that's (reading her reaction)..Not great?
C: It's a beautiful house.
O: But...
C: The truth is..I'm having second thoughts about the wedding.
O: Really? You seemed so...
C: I know. I am. Sort of. Not really. I mean, the closer it gets, the more
I start feeling like maybe I'm making a mistake.
O: Look, Carter...
C: I know...I'm really sorry to bother you with this. It's just that there's a
very good reason I'm bothering you with this and if I don't say it now I might..

She's interrupted as Kerry backs out of the screen door carrying a salad bowl
and some plates to set the picnic table.

K: Jack, I couldn't find the...

She turns and freezes as she sees Carter and O'Neill standing there.

K: Colonel Carter.

Carter looks back and forth between Kerry and O'Neill. Massive discomfort
ensues.

O: You know Ms Johnson.....Yes...well, we were just meeting to discuss the
state of affairs...with things....here...in my backyard.
K: This is awkward.
C: (to O'Neill) Ya think?
K: Jack didn't want anyone at the SGC to know about us.
C: No...you...Look, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I shouldn't have dropped in
unannounced like this.
K: Don't be silly. Now that the cat's out of the bag. You're here, why don't
you stay? There's more than enough burned meat for three of us.

Sam then gets a call on her cell (saved by the bell!) and has to rush to SGC
about her dad.

So what do you think?!!!It came from the S/J group.



Caty

Um, WOW!!! Is that all there is? Is she going to post more? She said that she was an actress and that there were like 5 pages, wow. If that's just a hint, I'm getting excited! Hopefully, they won't mess it up later in the ep! Hopefully, they won't mess it up by

Spoiler:

having her decide to marry Pete anyway.

Oy, I can't even believe I said that. Sorry, I'm just really nervous that they're gonna mess this up! Oy.

[Guest]

OMG, did you say this?!! That is too funny!! I just get strange looks from my friends who all think I'm nuts for being obsessed with a TV show!

As for the black plague, well I think that if you believe in reincarnation, you could blame Pete for all the ills the world has ever known. And, of course, he obviously hasn't atoned for anything so he keeps coming back as lower and lower forms of life. I think we have a perfect example in the slug that is Pete! Kind of a formless gelatinous mass, euwww! So there, I can now blame Pete for the black plague! His current form is proof positive that he did some really naughty things in the past and he's being punished. Unfortunately, I think he's cursed for doing so and spreads evil whereever he goes, so we're being punished just for laying eyes on him, oy!

See, I can now rationalize so well that I can blame Pete for ANYTHING! Gads, that snarky streak is taking over!

Yeah, I really did about the season eight. Sad, isn't it? LOL!

As far as the reincarnation thing.... well, "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

I'll bite just for the sake of blaming Pete for anything we can!

[sacme]

Thank goodness for the white spoiler space. I have will power and I won't break my new stance on spoilers.

I will not read spoilers, no matter how great they sound.
I will not read spoilers, not matter how terrible they sound.

I will not read them in a tree, I will not read them on the sea.
With spoilers, I will mind my biz. Forever Jack's girl, Sam she is.

ship sistah

[sueKay]

Um, WOW!!! Is that all there is? Is she going to post more? She said that she was an actress and that there were like 5 pages, wow. If that's just a hint, I'm getting excited! Hopefully, they won't mess it up later in the ep! Hopefully, they won't mess it up by

Spoiler:

having her decide to marry Pete anyway.

Oy, I can't even believe I said that. Sorry, I'm just really nervous that they're gonna mess this up! Oy.

Marimba,

Spoiler:

They CAN'T have Sam marry Pete now. If people neutral to ship, and the anti shippers have problems with her taking two weeks to say yes, then how much of a problem will people have with her saying she having doubts so close to the wedding then getting married anyway.

Did that make sense?

[Guest]

Um, WOW!!! Is that all there is? Is she going to post more? She said that she was an actress and that there were like 5 pages, wow. If that's just a hint, I'm getting excited! Hopefully, they won't mess it up later in the ep! Hopefully, they won't mess it up by

Spoiler:

having her decide to marry Pete anyway.

Oy, I can't even believe I said that. Sorry, I'm just really nervous that they're gonna mess this up! Oy.

From what someone said, this was from the auditions sides. This could have been completely rewritten before it ever filmed. I don't want to smack anyone down, but I don't want to get anyones hopes up too high either.

As was mentioned earlier about TLC, and whoever you were, I apologize for forgetting your name, the original script and the final script can undergo massive revisions.

If it happens, it will be wonderful, and I believe that something will happen. It just might not be exactly this way. And who knows what will happen if S9 goes through.

[marimba26]

Thank goodness for the white spoiler space. I have will power and I won't break my new stance on spoilers.

I will not read spoilers, no matter how great they sound.
I will not read spoilers, not matter how terrible they sound.

I will not read them in a tree, I will not read them on the sea.
With spoilers, I will mind my biz. Forever Jack's girl, Sam she is.

ship sistah

ROFLOL!!! Oh ship sistah, that's funny!

[Guest]

Thank goodness for the white spoiler space. I have will power and I won't break my new stance on spoilers.

I will not read spoilers, no matter how great they sound.
I will not read spoilers, not matter how terrible they sound.

I will not read them in a tree, I will not read them on the sea.
With spoilers, I will mind my biz. Forever Jack's girl, Sam she is.

ship sistah

LOL!! Ship sistah! You have a wonderful way with words. Your style seems familiar. Have I read your work somewhere before? *grins*