Favorite SG1 Quotes

[thekillman]

"uumm, the sun's beeping"

Daniel Jackson, 2010

[Madness reigns]

One False Step

Dr. Jackson: Well, I've tried everything I know about rudimentary communication...... and to be honest I've had more successful conversations with dogs.

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Jackson: Now I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.

Col. O'Neill: [sarcastically] And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.

[Madness reigns]

The Other Side

Dr. Jackson: No. Their whole world is in flames and we are offering them gasoline. How is that help?

Teal'c: We are in fact offering water.

Col. O'Neill: [to Teal'c] Thank you!

Dr. Jackson: I was speaking metaphorically.

Col. O'Neill: Well, stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c.

[Martina Magnus]

Oniell: Just get out of there if things start getting squirrley.
Daniel starts walking away
Oniell: Daniel!
Daniel: Yeah?
Oniell: Squirrley!!

[Madness reigns]

Morpheus

Dr. Jackson: I got it! I made the connection! Sir Gawain to Gwalchmei. Culwhch and Olwen. Verus Gen Bree!

Lt. Colonel Carter: [to Mitchell] And you say I'm hard to understand.

[Martina Magnus]

Jackson: You know I've never been on a stakeout before Shouldn't we have donuts or something

[LtColCarter]

Col. O'Neill: You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, but we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing; might not they look unkindly on that?

[Madness reigns]

Lost City part 1

Col. O'Neill: No, no, no, wait. Don't hang up. I need a seven-letter word.

Dr. Jackson: I told Sam I wouldn't help you.

Col. O'Neill: Well then, this will be the one thing she doesn't know.....

[LtColCarter]

Capt. Carter: Like some sort of booby trap?

Teal'c: [confused] Booby?

[Madness reigns]

Lost City part 1

Dr. Weir: I know I'm playing catch-up, but... uh... I understand time is short.

Col. O'Neill: Actually it's all relative, ma'am; Carter could explain it better if we had more time.

[LtColCarter]

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

Col. O'Neill: It's wild horses, Teal'c... That was a joke... You told a joke. Don't make me laugh.

[Madness reigns]

The Fourth Horseman part 1

General Landry: Colonel Carter, I've read your proposal.

Lt. Colonel Carter: And?

General Landry: And I'm not exactly sure what an aneurysm feels like, but I suspect I'm pretty close.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[LtColCarter]

Col. O'Neill: It's 'O'Neill', with two L's. There's another Col. O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all.

[Madness reigns]

Ethon

Jared Kane: Do you ever give up?

Dr. Jackson: Not till I'm dead. [Thoughtful pause] And sometimes not even then.