Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Mitchell: Merlin. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table Merlin?
Jackson: Yes.
Mitchell: Was an ancient.
Jackson: I think so.
Mitchell to Teal'c: See! That is what I'm talking about!

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: Yeah, I think we have a problem here. I figured that flashing wasn't good news, and the fact that in Goa'uld it says, "Warning! Warning!"

[Martina Magnus]

Carter: We need to come up with a code word to let us know if you need help.
Kinsey: How about something simple like... help?

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send flowers later. It works

[Madness reigns]

Space Race

Teal'c: Major Carter has requested that I remain, so that I may assist her.

Col. O'Neill: She did?

Maj. Carter: I did? Yes. Thank you.

Teal'c: I do not wish to disappoint Major Carter

Col. O'Neill: Yes... I know the feeling.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Shak'l thinks we're unarmed, Apophis thinks he's invulnerable.
Jackson: And... they're right. I think I found a flaw in your plan

[Mack_1]

UNENDING

Sam: If we're gonna freeze to death, here is as good a spot as any.

Mitchell: (looking around) Nah... I don't like this spot.

[Madness reigns]

Hero's pt1

[SG-13 finds a ruined city]

Dr. Balinsky: Oh, Dr. Jackson's gonna die when he sees this!

Col. Dixon: What, again?

[Eye Of Ra]

Unending

Mitchell: See what we need is, we need Superman to fly around the ship really, really fast.

Carter: Oh, if you only knew how ridiculous that was.

Mitchell: No, it only sounds ridiculous 'til you hear yourself say, "I am trapped on a spaceship stuck in a time dilation field

[Mack_1]

Moebius 2

Sam: I don't really like guns.
Jack: (sarcasticly) Neither do I… How do you feel about explosives?
Sam: Those I like a little bit better.

[Martina Magnus]

Carter talking about Daniel: SG-11 insisted he seemed perfectly normal. Did you notice anything peculiar about him, sir?
Jack: I thought it odd that he was shooting up the Gateroom.

[Lunaeclipse]

(Past And Present)

Orner: "In the first days after the Vorlix there was panic and confusion. It's hard to be exactly precise."
Jack: "So you all just woke up one day and didn't know who you were. How does that work?"

[Martina Magnus]

Jaffa are trying to break down the door.
O'Neill: Just a minute!

[Eye Of Ra]

Mitchell: Weapons to maximum.
Maj. Marks: Sir?
Mitchell: It's a joke, Marks. Make it go

[Madness reigns]

Seth

Teal'c: Many things are complicated, Colonel Carter. In Jaffa society, loving one's children is not one of them.