K'tano: I see you are one who speaks your mind, O'Neill.
O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.
O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.
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Cure
Col. O'Neill: Alright now, how is that possible? I mean, how does she make kids without a… [pause] …man friend?sigpic
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Col. O'Neill: I'm gonna go eat some cake.
Maj. Carter: I think I'll join you.The great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable...sigpicComment
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Revelation :
HEIMDALL: In fact, for nearly a thousand years, we have been physically incapable of achieving cell division through meiosis.
O'NEILL: Hmm?
CARTER: Sexual reproduction, Sir.
O'NEILL: Ah. A thousand years?
HEIMDALL: It is not something we wish to discuss with other races.
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This is my favourite one. Probably from season one. Hammond is trying to talk with the president unsuccessfuly:
Hammond: Son, do you know what colour this phone is?
Most of my other favourites are from Daniel:
Daniel: [to Teal'c] What happens when you dial your own phone number?
[Teal'c has no clue]
Daniel: Wrong person to ask.
Another one, from season 8:
Sam: General.
Jack: Colonel. We've all met.
Daniel: Yes, actually we know each other's life stories.
Jack: That snippiness?
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Cold Lazarus
[Teal'c has been watching television]
Teal'c: Your world is a strange place.
Dr. Jackson: [confused]...So is yours.sigpic
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Citizen Joe
Sam: That still doesn't explain the proximity issue. I mean, if the stone General O'Neill touched was kept here, how was Joe able to see everything that happened to the General off-world?
Daniel: I think he was getting most of it from when Jack was writing up his reports right here on the base. The stone was being stored just a few levels above.
Joe Spencer: That's why the stories were so easy to write. It was like someone else had done most of the work for me.
Jack: [disappointed] And you say they all got rejected?
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Continuum
Hank Landry: I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society?
Daniel Jackson:...... That really depends on who you ask.sigpic
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O'neill: I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.The great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable...sigpicComment
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Redemption :
Jack: "Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness."
Teal'c: "Have you considered Jonas Quinn?"
Jack: "Now I know you have been practicing, but I still can't tell...is that a joke?"Comment
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Red Sky
Maj. Carter: Daniel and Teal'c?
Col. O'Neill: They're in the village. Still trying to convince the folks we're friendly elves.sigpic
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Episode 6x20 Memento
O´Neill: Tea´lc, prepare for assisting damage control.
Tea`lc: I am prepared O´Neill.
O´Neill: See how melodramatic that sounds? Thats unnesecary.(sorry, dont know how to spell that)
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Airman: Gen. Hammond. Sir. The refugees... they've disappeared.
Maybourne: What do you mean, "disappeared"?
Airman: I mean, like "Poof!" sirThe great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable...sigpicComment
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Forever in a Day
Dr. Jackson: How did you get in here?
Col. O'Neill: Got sick of waiting in the hall, so I let us in. You…need a new lock, by the way.sigpic
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O'Neill: Suffice to say you might want to get upstairs and punch one on the old speed dial.
Hammond: My grandchildren?
O'Neill: Two, then.The great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable...sigpicComment
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