Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Fan-e-Gate]

1969

Major Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
Jack: Oh, well it's hard to say.
Major Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
Jack: No. Just difficult to pronounce.

[Lunaeclipse]

Not a funny one, but one of my favourites

Skaara: "I knew you would come. Soon, with your help, I'll be free of this demon. Every day I fight him. I listen, I learn."

[AresLover452]

*Narrim hands Jack a device*

Jack: I feel like I'm being served.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Point of View

Jack: So it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talkin' about?

[Lunaeclipse]

O'Neill: "To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow…" (Shades Of Grey)

[Lunaeclipse]

Daniel: "It's incorporated itself into the…mother bug." (The way he says it makes me laugh. Oh and episode is Small victories - I think.)

[Fan-e-Gate]

Deadman's Switch

Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Daniel: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor.
Daniel: Of archaeology.

[Lunaeclipse]

O'Neill: "Because I care about her. A lot more than I'm supposed to." (Divide and Conquer)

[dolfyn]

"With all due respect...."

Said by at least one of any of the characters in almost every episode. I dare you not to notice it!

Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[Lunaeclipse]

(Sam and Daniel and being interogated. After seeing a theroscan of junior 02(?))

Daniel:"Oh, that's very good! Did you draw that yourself?!"

Sam: "What is it?!"

Daniel: "That…That's a duck, isn't it?!"

(Point Of No Return)

[Lunaeclipse]

"With all due respect...."

Said by at least one of any of the characters in almost every episode. I dare you not to notice it!

Feel the love.
dolfyn.

And a few times by a few different characters in Scorched Earth (I think that was the one)

[LtColCarter]

Osrick: This is it! The cave entrance. The Sangraal is located within.

Mitchell: It's too bad you won't be coming with us.

Ba'al: I thought I made it clear: you need me.

Mitchell: I wasn't talking to you.

Ba'al: Oh. Well, ah, allow me to get out of your line of fire.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Shades of Grey

Jack: I do appreciate that you were the one that came to see if I was okay. That... that means something.
Daniel: Ah, actually, no, it doesn't.
Jackl: Na?
Daniel: Um... we, ah, we drew straws. I lost.

[Lunaeclipse]

O'Neill: "So what exactly did you have in mind regarding the capture of this Goa'uld? What was his name? Kevlar?"
Aris Boch: "Kel'tar. You two are going to surrender to him."
(Deadman Switch)

[Cort]

5:01 - Enemies

JACK: Carter? How do you know where to go in a place like this?

SAM: I studied certain respects of the ship while we were on Vorash.

JACK: You know how to have a good time, don't you?

SAM: I'm having a good time now, Sir.

JACK: You GO girl.