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    Jackson: Just try to be—

    Vala: What? My charming self?

    Jackson: A little less talk, a little more shut the hell up.
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      Uneding:

      Vala: Come on, all those years cooped up on that ship, I must have hooked up with someone! Was it you muscles?
      [Teal'c stares, then leaves]
      Vala: Well was it Mitchell then?.....General Landry?
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      All good things must come to an end...

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        Harlan's O'Neill: Oh come one this isn't the first time you've lied to yourself.
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          Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
          Jackson: Just try to be—

          Vala: What? My charming self?

          Jackson: A little less talk, a little more shut the hell up.
          lol XD I thought that was a bit rude.
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            Mitchell: Symptoms may include: dizziness, irritability—

            Jackson: Nausea—

            Mitchell: Mild nausea. And a condition known as "hot dog fingers."
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              O'Neill: We've done this!

              Jackson: We do this every day.

              O'Neill: I'm not talking about briefings in general, Daniel, I'm talking about this briefing; I'm talking about this day.

              Teal'c: Col. O'Neill is correct. Events do appear to be repeating themselves.

              Jackson: Since when?

              O'Neill: Since we went to P4X-639.

              Carter: We haven't been to P4X-639.

              O'Neill: Yes we have. [points at Daniel] No, we haven't. That's what you were going to say.

              Jackson: Of course that's what I was going to say.

              [pause]

              O'Neill: Okay, bad example. Look, you'll all believe me when SG-12 comes through that gate in [he looks at his watch, ticking off seconds] four...three...two...

              [he silently ticks off the final second, and when he reaches zero, he makes a flourishing gesture toward the gate room. Cut to a shot of Carter, looking confused, then to a shot of the unactivated gate, then back to O'Neill. He frowns and begins to tap his watch doubtfully]

              General Hammond: [calmly] SG-12 isn't due back for three days.

              [alarms go off]

              Technician: [over loudspeaker] Unscheduled off-world activation!

              O'Neill: [under his breath] So close.
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                Mitchell: General! We were just exchanging recipes.

                General Landry: I heard. Has he offered up anything?

                Mitchell: No sir. The man doesn't even have a decent pie crust.
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                  Episode 18, Season 3: Shades of Grey

                  O'Neill is coming back to the SGC after taking down Maybourne's group of operatives stealing technology. O'Neill had been suspended for stealing Tolan Technology.

                  O'Neill: (Something about being touched by Daniel visiting him at home when he was suspended) Sam and Teal'c behind him

                  Daniel: Well actually, about that... We drew straws. I lost.

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                    I've been to other thread similar to this one and I found this (not sure if already posted here )

                    Colonel, you said to look for anything uncharacteristic of the indigenous technology, right?
                    Jack: I would never say anything like that, Major.

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                      Mitchell: So, do you... live here on your own?

                      Dr. Reya Varrick: Why do you ask?

                      Mitchell: It's a big place. I don't know. Just curious, I guess.

                      Dr. Reya Varrick: I thought that was your clever way of asking if I was married.

                      Mitchell: I'm not that clever.
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                        Originally posted by ltcolcarter View Post
                        mitchell: So, do you... Live here on your own?

                        Dr. Reya varrick: Why do you ask?

                        Mitchell: It's a big place. I don't know. Just curious, i guess.

                        Dr. Reya varrick: I thought that was your clever way of asking if i was married.

                        Mitchell: I'm not that clever.
                        :d:d
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                          Landry: I read your report. Not sure I've seen language like that used in an official Air Force document before.

                          Jackson: Sorry about that, sir.
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                            O' Neill: Lose it. It means go crazy... nuts...insane...bonzo...no longer in possession of one's faculties...three fries short of a happy meal...WACKO!!!

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                              Mitchell: So you're saying that somewhere, in an alternate universe, I got to second base with Amy Vanderberg?

                              Carter: Theoretically, yes.

                              Mitchell: Boggles the mind, don't it!
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                                [Daniel & Sam are eating MREs off-world]

                                Daniel: "This tastes like chicken."

                                Sam: "What's wrong with that?"

                                Daniel: "This is macroni & chesse."

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