Write a Stargate Story, one sentence at a time.

[HAL2100]

At McKay's hurt look, Sheppard mumbles, "Ouch."

Jen: Ouch? Ouch?! That's pretty much word for word how you described him this morning in the shower....the shower....while....while.....you....you were.....you were...fixing...yes fixing the hot water tap.

[Madwelshboy]

Suddenly the city's alarm started going.

[Experiment 442]

ronan shoots wildly at nothing and everyone stares at him as he says: "THE DARK! IT'S SCARING ME!"

[Mariellelita]

Todd stuns Ronon, and Ronon falls flat on his face.

[Alder]

"You know, actually, it is pretty dark," says Sheppard. "That's kinda odd, don't you think?"

[HAL2100]

"You know, actually, it is pretty dark," says Sheppard. "That's kinda odd, don't you think?"

Weir (softly): But John...John...there's nothing to fear in the dark..(her eyes glow ever so slightly)...absolutely nothing to fear...

[Experiment 442]

as sheppard and weir disappear after some pink smoke comes from her mouth as she suddenly kisses him.

[Alder]

"That can't be good," Rodney said to Carson, with a concerned look.

[Madwelshboy]

"Is it just me or have we not seen Teyla in a while", Carson replied

[major davis]

Shepherd meanwhile starts singing, baby come back, everyone looks at him weirdly.

[Alder]

"You're right Carson", said Rodney abruptly, spinning round to look in the other direction, "where did Tayla go?"

[Mariellelita]

"Maybe Teyla's disappearance is related to this weird phenomena." Todd says while thinking about the weird ghost Weir.

[Alder]

"So, where do we start, Rodney," said Carson, looking concerned.

[stargatefan234]

"Well First, we need to explain why this sheep is in the control room" Rodney said

[HAL2100]

"Well First, we need to explain why this sheep is in the control room" Rodney said

Carson: You know Rodney, I realize that I'm no genius and that my IQ is only 200 which is several hundred points lower than yours, but I think that maybe the alien mushrooms that you smoked, despite the fact that I as the final medical authority of this expedition advised you otherwise, might just have something to do with it. Did you listen to me? You just had to go ahead and smoke the pretty little fungi that you found. When you pass out in a about thirty minutes and nearly die, I'll be conveniently tied up with something for just about the same amount of time that it'll take for you to die. I do hope that my unavailability to supply you with medical care isn't too much of problem and I do apologize in advance for any inconvenience that may result from your death.