Write a Stargate Story, one sentence at a time.

[Alder]

Rodney and John walked over and studied it thoughtfully, while Carson got on with patching up Todd.

[Experiment 442]

ronan shoots it and it fades out, the power starts again and they see as john says: that was a bloody good shot!

[Sevenofnine]

And Keller is very thankful that Todd was not badly hurt as he has started to heal, and then she is very upset with Rodney for making her kiss him, so she turns to Todd and gives him a passionate kiss.

[Madwelshboy]

Meanwhile back on Earth, things were starting to get weird.

[Mariellelita]

People began gaining extraordinary gifts!

[CaramelMonkey]

Lorne had grown butterfly wings and was dodging gunshots as people tried to shoot him out of the sky...

[Experiment 442]

jack asked general jack: how is lorne here and in atlantis as well.

[Alder]

O'Neill turned and looked thoughtful. "I'm more interested in why there's two of me..." he said.

[Experiment 442]

"you should have read to whole story beforehand, like i did." says an anomonus voice from out of nowhere as the stunned face of jack's unranked bretheren said: "i've been here for ages, if that anomonus voice was correct then i was here near the beginning of the story, and seeing as you have somehwhat forgetten me, i shall go and mess up your social life by wowing carter."

[Alder]

"Sorry, could you repeat that?" said Jack.

[HAL2100]

"Sorry, could you repeat that?" said Jack.

Teal'c: Do you require a hearing device?

[Sevenofnine]

Meanwhile back on Atlantis, Todd and Carson manage to find the device and turn it off, so all the craziness disappears and then Jennifer says to Todd, "Wow that was weird, it changes everyone's personality," at which point McKay remembers he is jealous of Todd for marrying Jennifer!

[Alteran of Atlantis]

"Jen, why him and not me?" McKay whines.

[HAL2100]

"Jen, why him and not me?" McKay whines.

Jen: Because McKay, you're whinnying, sniffling, arrogant, cocky, smart-ass genius who took a pregnancy test just to show off - well, Rodney - if you haven't picked up on it - that's one test, you'll never pass.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

At McKay's hurt look, Sheppard mumbles, "Ouch."